Hustler March 2005

GIRLS SPREAD
20 JACQUELINE MARIE PHILLIPS
Parting Shots Photography by John Brant
38 LAURIE WALLACE & JESSICA JAYMES
Broad-Cast News Photography by Matti Klatt
52 BROOKE & BILLY GLIDE
Hosed Off Photography by Matti Klatt
76 CELESTE STAR
Showstopper Covergal/Centerfold Photography by Clive McLean
94 KERI SABLE & MARLENA
Instant Chemistry Photography by Clive McLean
112 TEREZA
Shacking Up Photography by John Brant
160 DILLAN LAUREN
Horndogs' Delight Photography by Holly Randal

MONTHLY FEATURES
3 SHARK TAIL
HUSTLER Movie Parody
12 WAL* MART: RETAIL GOLIATH
Political Parody
30 PERVERTING PORNOGRAPHY
Journalism Professor Robert Jensen's Male-Bashing Agenda Analysis by Michael Collins
36 HOW THE GOP STOLE THE 2004 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
Dirty Tricks Reap Decisive Votes Investigative Report by Harvey Wasserman
46 GOD SAVE THE KINK
Fetish Festival in Prudish Brittania Special Photo-Report by Carolyn Sinclair
50 HIGH INFIDELITY
How to Cheat on Your Mate Surefire Guide by Elliot Heathcoat
62 YES MEN SAY NO TO WTO
The Fearless Pranksters Who Infiltrated Globalization's Overlord Interview by Bruce David
70 STACKING THE DECK
The Wily Women of Professional Poker Article by David Cogan
72 THE KID'S ALL RIGHT
Chat with Celebrity Poker's Dave Foley Interview by Keith Valcourt
92 DIRTY GROOVES
Uncensored Albums From the '60s Retrospective by Chuck Miller

THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
HUSTLER Makes You Smarter by Larry Flynt
11 FEEDBACK
Satisfied Customers & One Ungrateful Senator
13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
15 BITS & PIECES
The Boss Meets Mancow, Jizz-Biz Bash, Belligerent Leprechaun & Dick for Lohan
28 HOT LETTERS
Girl-Jammed Concert
67 HUSTLER ON CAMPUS
Political Boonedoggle Over Abortion Report From Indiana University by Chris Freiberg
68 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Luscious Young Hawaiian's Mini-Spread
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
89 AURAL PLEASURES
Interviews With Dani Filth, Simple Plan; Music News & CD/DVD Reviews
103 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Hard-Core Blue-Movie Showcase; Road-Trip Sex Tape; Teagan Presley Q&A; and Celebrity Reviews by Whitestarr
111 JENNA TALES
Adventures in the Skin Trade by Jenna Jameson
120 TECH KNOW
Better Living Through Gadgets by Keith Valcourt
122 GAME ON
Evaluating the Latest Video Games by Gus Mastrapa
154 BEAVER HUNT
Naughty Neophytes