Hustler October 2003

GIRLS SPREAD
22 CASSIDY AND MELODY
Office Break Photography by Matti Klatt
38 BELLA
Melting the Ice Photography by Matti Klatt
50 VICKY HARDING
Slippery When Wet Photography by Michael Bisco
TEANNA KAI AND SARGE
Taming of the Screw Photography by Laurent Sky
76 ALYSSA LOVELACE
Liquor Is Quicker Centerfold Photography by Michael Bisco
102 MANDY BRIGHT AND FRANK GUN
Easy Rider Photography by Matti Klatt
162 TORI
Second to None 2003 Beaver Hunt Grand Prize Finalist #2 Photography by Clive McLean

MONTHLY FEATURES
20 A PRAYER FOR BILL O'REILLY
34 MARK CRISPIN MILLER
Translating Dubya-Speak The Author of The Bush Dyslexicon Reveals the Disturbing Intent Behind the President's Goofy Gaffes. Interview by Bruce David
46 PUBLISHING PERVERSIONS
The Sadistic Glory of Men's Adventure Magazines HUSTLER Explores the Golden Age of Blood-and-Guts Periodicals. Retrospective by Adam Parfrey
58 HOT-TUBBING WITH MANCOW MULLER
Wildly Popular and Controversial On-Air Personality Mancow Muller Is the King of Hyperkinetic Radio. The Shock Jock's Longtime Friend Gives an Intimate Portrait of the Man Behind the Microphone. Making a Splash With John Calkins
72 BEATINGS TO THE BEAT
The Underground World of S&M Music Fetish Rockers Such as Spanking Machine, Vulgaras and the Lords of Acid Are Putting Their Kinks on Center Stage. HUSTLER Pulls Back the Curtain on the Fetish-Music Scene and Presents the Cream of the (Riding) Crop. Under the Whip With Tom Farrell
90 WILD HORSIES
Bond-Con's Vegas Pony-Girl Extravaganza In the Saddle With Ernest Greene
98 THE ILLUSTRATED PATRIOT ACT
Cartoon Commentary by Dan Collins
118 WAR UNCENSORED
Photos From IRaq That No One Else Will Print

THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS
3 ILLEGALLY BLONDE 2
A HUSTLER Ad Parody
9 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
The Other War by Larry Flynt
13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
14 AN ARMY OF MANY CORPORATIONS
Another HUSTLER Ad Parody
15 BITS & PIECES
Pulling Your (Game) Piece: Ghettopoly Brings Urban Blight to Your Den. Edited by Michael Allen
33 JENNA TALES
Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
Edited by Kevin Wright
94 BEAVER HUNT
We Stalk So You Don't Have To
111 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
B.J.s and DJs: Hustler Does the Winter Music Conference. Edited by Randy Haberek
155 FRESH FROM THE NET
The World Wide Web's Best Amateur Porn by Scott Fayner
156 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Bone Up on Their Anatomy
159 HOT LETTERS
Lick Mother, Lick Daughter