Celebrity Sleuth # 66

COMIC STRIPS
4 Fantastic Four JESSICA ALBA
8 Fantastic Four MARIA MENOUNOS
12 Watchmen MALIN AKERMAN
16 300 KELLY CRAIG
20 Thor KAT DENNINGS
`FRANCHISE' FOXES
24 Harry Potter EMMA WATSON
28 Harry Potter CLEMENCE POESY
32 James Bond OLGA KURYLENKO
36 James Bond GEMMA ARTERTON
SATELLITE DISHES
40 Star Trek: JOLENE BLALOCK
44 Sarah Connor LENA HEADEY
48 V: The Series MORENA BACCARIN
52 Caprica ALESSANDRA TORRESANI
40 PLUS!
56 The X-Files GILLIAN ANDERSON
60 Stargate SG-1 AMANDA TAPPING
64 Into the Woods NANCY FELICIANO
SCANDAL 'SHEETS'
68 Crazy Days SADIE FROST
72 Nikita MAGGIE Q
76 Wonderbra KATIE GREEN
BLOCK�BUST�ERS
80 Resident Evil MILLA JOVOVICH
84 The Mummy RACHEL WEISZ
88 Troy DIANE KRUGER
94 Nudes�N�Notes
97 Back Issue Specials
98 Web Site Discount Offer
The Sleuthsayer
Even though this is the EIGHTEENTH edition of our cult favorite 'Women of Fantasy series�set the `Wayback machine" to 1989 when the first volume was published, with Sybil Danning on the cover�we've managed to uncover TEN sci-fi sirens who've never graced our pages (or anyone else's nude} before! And a DOZEN more "do*overs."
And as we go to press, the creator of the biggest "fantasy" of our time, Hugh Marston Hefner, is going to the altar�set to wed curvaceous Crystal Harris, a mere 60 years his junior ("in a gal�axy far far away..."). Though they've yet to set a date, Hef hints that "it will be sooner rather than later"�let's hope so, the girl ain't getting any younger! "When I gave Crystal the ring," the octogenarian tweeted, "she burst into tears."
Maybe she had read the recent autobiography of Hef's previous paramour, Kendra Wilkinson, who recounts her first night in the boss's bedroom: "I saw there were a bunch of girls in the bathtub. I took off the panties I had just borrowed and hopped in, too. Eventually everyone got out of the tub and climbed onto Hef's bed, where he was lying on his back waiting. There were about seven other girls with me, and we were all naked. Holly {Madison} got things started by getting Hef going, um, orally. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him. Each girl rode [him] for about a minute or so and then hopped off and did her own thing. Then it was my turn. I had been taking notes in my head, so I knew about a minute was all I had to put in [or vice versa]. At about the minute mark, I pulled away and it was done. It was like a job. Clock in, clock out. Or in this case, cock in, cock out."
Hey, it's the origin of the species...and speaking of Species, that 1995 flick's femme fatal, Sil, was recently voted one of the "20 Sexiest Sci-Fi Babes" of all time! "If a woman is going to rip your heart out (careful, Hef!) and leave you a lifeless husk," the selectors reasoned, "she might as well look like Natasha Henstridge." Uncovered four times previously in Sleuth, Natasha seems hardwired to be unclothed: "I don't have too much of an inhibition about being nude," she shrugs. "I know that's a big faux pas, but I just don't get it. I love going to nude beaches. I'm not a nudist�I don't answer my door naked."
Actually, you don't even need to ring the bell: "Species actress Natasha Henstridge has been caught in a steamy sexual encounter with Scottish pop star Darius Danesh," began a first-hand account just weeks after the above interview "After lunch the pair drove off in Henstridge's Range Rover and made their way to the nearby Fairfax District neighborhood of Hollywood. Henstridge pulled the car over in front of a house and the two began getting hot and heavy. And eyewitness says, 'I couldn't see their heads and then I drove by and saw his seat reclined back and she was over on his side of the car. Her head would pop up occasionally to make sure no one was around. They were parked there for at least 20 minutes."
Natasha and Darius then got engaged�she must give good head room�but recently "broke it off " (should've set the emergency brake). "Natasha and I both feel very grateful," Danesh declared, "to have had such an amazing time together."
Much like us these past 26 years ...

Putting it in gear,

Sleuth