Swank March 1999

6 Candy (Covergirl)
You were meant to see these photos!
16 Reader's Letters
Steamy real life sexcapades!
20 Athena & Lexi
This desert just got even hotter!
28 Tales of the Unexplained
A chilling look at the underworld of New York City!
31 Erica
She's classy, sexy, and naked — what more could you want?!
38 Star Struck
Marylin fucks a fan in his van!
40 Sophie
If we were those stairs, we'd let her walk all over us, too!
46 The Best Defense
The ultimate battle against an alien sex fiend!
50 Ian, Andrea & Goldie
Here is one lucky, lucky guy!
62 Holli Woods
Our bawdy babe bares her soul... and her bod!
64 Cat
One look and you'll definitely be hooked!
76 Bad Girl: Natasha
Our Bad Girl shows you just how nice naughty can be!
82 Dial Nikki
There's sex in Nikki's future!
85 Barbie
There's nothing like a wet girl in 4-inch heels!
97 Swank Pranks
Laugh 'til it really hurts!
99 Kirsty & Lee
Detention was never so much fun!
172 XXX Review
The hottest new films in porn!
176 Janie & Heather
A lascivious lesbian tryst!
184 Next Month
A look at our upcumming features!

EDITORIAL NOTE
Remember how simple things were when you were a kid? Remember when it was all about getting your grubby little hands on as much candy as possible and when whining until you got your way was a perfectly acceptable form of negotiation? Remember thinking girls were gross until someone like Candy changed your mind?
That's when things started to get complicated. Soon, getting action figures was a thing of the past and getting some action became the object of every day dream and every wet dream.
And as you've come to expect there's plenty of action packed into every page of this issue of Swank — just check out what Ian, Andrea & Goldie are doing! Athena & Lexi and Kirsty & Lee look pretty busy too...hey, if you can't join 'em, beat it!
Swank readers often ask us, "Where can I go to meet someone like Sophie?" Well, lots of places. Let's see...you might see Erica just walking down a city street. Even Cat needs to go to the store once in a while. Our Bad Girl, Natasha, could be at any bar. You could run into Barbie jogging through a park or on a beach. As for Janie & Heather, if we knew were to find them we wouldn't be here right now!
Another thing our readers sometimes wonder is, "What's it like to lead the life of a porn star?" Time for another Swank exclusive — check out Nikki Dial, Marylin Star, and Holli Woods as they give you a peek into the real world of totally reel sex! They'll tell you all about their one night stands and all night fuckfests. That's right, this stuff really does happen and our sexy Reader's Letters prove it!
So you think you're hip to the underground scene? Think again, fucko. Jump on our backs and take a dive into the deep, dark world below the streets of NYC. It's a bizarre world of rats, roaches and raving lunatics!
Yep, the world can be a rough place. Bills, deadlines, nagging relatives, high explosives in your mailbox...why not check out Swank's Pranks and our XXX Reviews and see it doesn't make your life worthwhile.
The Editors