Swank December 1998

6 Demi
Mirror, mirror on the wall!
14 Letters
Erotic encounters and sexy scenarios!
18 Devon & Josie
These petite flowers need to be pollinated!
26 Anal Sex
An in-depth exploration of the forbidden third input!
29 Sarah
Nude sunbathing and a whole lot more!
36 Dial Nikki
Nikki takes a ride on the information superhighway!
39 Lisa & Lee
An oversexed couple try to quell their urges!
50 Tales of the Unexplained
It's the Bogeyman — and this time he's for real!
54 Fresh Face: Natasha
Check out this new beauty!
62 Kelly
Talk about the great outdoors!
72 Knight Moves
A lesson in self-restraint!
74 Bonanita
She's one spicy tamale!
82 Jenteal Dreams
The pornstar sheds'em end spreads'em for a female friend!
85 Lexi
You'll pull more than our tractor!
99 Bad Girl: Laura
She lifts her leather skirt for you!
104 Dirty Dozen
Our new XXX review column!
176 Nikki & Sabrina
Everyone should exercise like this!

EDITORIAL NOTE
How real do you think MTV's Real World is? Does it really matter if Bill Clinton got a blowjob or two or three from Monica Lewinsky? Why do we keep intervening in other countries wars? What the fuck is a Beanie Baby? Why can almost any other industry use sex to sell their products, but selling sex in and of itself is wrong? Speaking of sex, did I mention that this issue is filled with people who are having it? Check out Lisa & Lee or Nikki & Sabrina or Devon & Josie to see how ifs really done.
Does Bill Gates really need the countless billions of dollars that he has? Hey Bill, how about donating some of that to charity? Or AIDS research? Or to the homeless? How long are we going to let 60-year-old, affluent politicians live fat off of our ituriey while making laws that infringe upon our civil liberties on a daily basis? When you really think about it, is marijuana justifiably called a gateway drug'? Some say being trapped under ice is probably the worst way to die. Being trapped under someone like Bonanita or Sarah is probably the best way to die. Is there really a need for armor-piercing bullets?
The only distinction between making love and fucking is that one is way more exhilarating than the other. With that in mind, would you rather fuck Natasha & Laura or make love to them?
How long are we going to blame books, movies and music for the faults of our children? If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I think I'd like to come back as a dog — or maybe a pair of panties that find themselves wrapped around Lexi or Demi. If you could sit down and have a conversation with anybody, alive or dead, who would it be? The first line of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass states, "I celebrate myself" how many of us can say the same thing? Hey, how about celebrating the absolute beauty of Kelly? If Heaven is filled with the same miserable, unhappy people who inhabited Earth, what makes it such a great place?
Just some random thoughts for you to ponder until our next issue... Oh, and don't forget about Anal Sex and The Bogeyman and readers' Letters.
Get Crazy With the Cheez Whiz,
P.J. Lauriano