Stuff # 71, October 2005

FEATURES
84 PARIS HILTON
Get intimate with the wonder woman who turned daddy's bucks into an empire and every man she's ever met into a human puddle. If you aren't obsessed with Paris already, this red-hot shoot will make you a full-blown addict.
94 THE D.A. RAPPER
By day, Brent Miller busts criminals. By night, he busts rhymes. Do time with a district attorney who freestyle battles the very men he puts behind bars.
140 KIMBERLY STEWART
We think Rod Stewart's little girl is sexy. And you will, too, once you get an eyeful of these sizzling snaps. Plus: Learn the secret resting place of her dearly departed implants!
148 THE 20 GREATEST ALBUM COVERS OF ALL TIME
Guest columnist Nikki Sixx from Motley Crüe writes about those album covers that most touched his groupie-shagging heart.
152 RACHEL STEVENS
The smokin'-hot lass leads the British invasion of flesh.
STYLE AWARDS
100 STUFF STYLE MAN OF THE YEAR: KANYE WEST
The biggest name in rap teaches you how to be a prime-time pimp—or just look like one.
99 SECOND ANNUAL STUFF STYLE AWARDS
Twenty-seven sick-ass pages of the very best in tech, rides and streetwear. Behold our picks for the gear of the year, including the coolest kicks in history, the baddest car on the road and Al Sharpton in the world's tightest tracksuit. Plus: A word with style icons and all-around cool cats Travis Barker, John Varvatos, Andy Roddick and Pharrell Williams. Oh, and did we mention that we're giving away a free damn car tricked out by Will Castro of Unique Whips? We give so much and ask so little.
DEPARTMENTS
26 LETTERS
A fond look back at all of the complaints, concerns, questions and homemade cookies you lovingly sent us this month. (Hint, hint.)
30 JERK STORE
All-new-section alert! Presenting your camera-phone snaps of stupid-looking folks who made the mistake of going out in public. Making fun of people has never been more rewarding!
32 THE HIT LIST
Ukrainian sensation Alexandra Oleynik.
The Panty of the Month club.
Hot new pig accessory: Tattoos!
A $500,000 piece of sushi.
A walking stick that can kill people.
46 HYPE
The new Spider-Man game.
Girls with guns attack!
Franz Ferdinand singer Alex Kapranos speaks.
On the set of Hostel, the bloodiest gorefest in recent cinematic history.
Bill Murray's Sweet Spot (his lost TV show, not his sac).
Supercross superstar Bubba Stewart goes ballistic.
Music to torture imprisoned terrorists to.
A salute to camel toe.
72 FALL-TV PREVIEW
Chris Rock's Everybody Hates Chris leads the pack of our picks for the best new TiVo-worthy shows. (Don't tell Prison Break, My Name Is Earl, Rome or The Colbert Report we said we liked Chris best. It'll break their little hearts.)
Plus: The biggest newscaster f-ups ever, the weird new additions to the Adult Swim family and Lebanese American Idol!
78 DOMINIC MONAGHAN
The heroin-addicted hero of Lost spills secrets of the new season! (Well, not really, but he does talk about how freaky hobbit fans are.)
158 SEX SPY
The Sex Spy answers questions that could very well get you deported.
More Little Black Book cuties who want to date you!
Neighborhood Knockouts that'll, well, knock you out.
163 CREDITS PAGE
168 CELEBRITY DESKTOP: RUSSELL CROWE