Stuff # 54, May 2004

FEATURES
68 Bianca Lawson
She's the nightmare fiancée in Breakin' All the Rules, but in real life, she's our dream girl. Go ahead, read our dream diary!
76 The Most Amazing Things on Earth!
It's the only list that contains Donald Trump's hair and pinkie toes. Besides our "The Things We Want, Like, Super-Duper Bad" list. (We're bald and toeless.)
88 Billy Bob Thornton
His new movie, The Alamo, is a lot like Pee-wee's Big Adventure, only it's not as realistic.
92 Trial by Sex
Four couples test out the latest sex gimmicks. Their findings? Seventy- three cents in change from the crannies between the couch cushions.
98 Big-House Bust-Out
Two convicted murderers escaped from jail using moves you'd swear came from a Clint Eastwood movie. Because they did!
104 Bonnie Somerville
The O.C.'s luscious lawyer talks about older men, auto erotica and sex with a Scrubs star. Unfortunately, it's not Sarah Chalke.
112 The Girls of The O.C.
The hottest girls on TV's hottest show sound off about all sorts of naughty.
116 Suicides to Die For
Slashing your wrists? Boring. Stuffing yourself in a dishwasher and turning it on? Brilliant. And meticulous!

DEPARTMENTS
16 Letters
Nothing in the world gives us more joy than answering your mail. Except, well, everything else in the world.
22 Asylum
- Fried foods that won't taste good no matter how much ketchup you douse them with.
- Tori Spelling gets a new turkey baster. Is there anything this woman doesn't have?
- Hot twins make sangria. And look the same while doing it!
36 Hype
- The Kids in the Hall talk about their favorite DVD set. (Hint: It rhymes with "the lids in the mall.")
- Slipknot talk about bleeding and barfing.
- Unbeatable video games. You can try, but you'll lose. [Evil laugh, snort, evil laugh]
52 Gearotica
- Skateboards, car audio and a phone that's a camcorder. Or is it the other way around?
- A topless beauty named Mercedes.
- Sakes: Who knew fermented rice could get you drunk?
121 Stuff Style
- Fifteen pages featuring 100 fashionable items you desperately need. Not including that bustier you've had your eye on.
139 Sex Spy
- The stars of Pieces (of Ass) tell you how to get a piece of theirs.
- One reader won a date with a Stuff model— and we have the pictures to prove it.
147 Rules and Credits
146 Catching Up With: The Baby in the Well