Stuff # 45, August 2003

FEATURES
80 Cover Girl: Brooke Burke
The second reason to watch E! is back— wearing less than ever. (As for the first reason? Uh, did you even see the E! True Hollywood Story: Corey Haim? It was awesome!)
90 Crispin Glover
If you thought the weirdest thing about Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle was Bernie Mac as Bill Murray's brother, then you're right. Meet the other weirdest thing.
96 Cast Party
Celebrities pictured just the way we like 'em. In mortal pain.
98 Nichole Hiltz
The sexy starlet of Gigli is looking for an outof-work nipple tweaker. You might want to read the article to find out why.
108 Stuff Gate-Crashers: The Intimate Apparel Salon
Apparently, intimate apparel is fancy talk for lingerie. Sure, now you want to read it.
116 Killer Views
A hard-hitting look at ugly mishaps that occurred in pretty places. That's considered hard-hitting, right?
120 Jennifer Morrison
Grind's skater girl shows us her half-pipe. (We don't know what that means, either!)

DEPARTMENTS
22 Dear Stuff
If you write, we'll respond. Usually in A folksy and self-effacing manner. Which may explain why you haven't been writing lately.
28 Filter
Red-velvet Jesuses and watermelon hats. The crazy part? Neither of these is a band name.
46 Hype
Stephen King on DVD and women who've seen Harrelson's Woody. Damn if this section shouldn't come with an exclamation point!
65 Instant Cool
Cell phones, iPods, summer beers, the latest Jaguar and some Kleenex. You'll need that last item for your tears of Instant Cool joy.
74 A Guy and His Stuff: Rich Eisen
What's the ex—SportsCenter anchor going to do next? Answer our insipid questions! (Duh.)
76 Ask the Temp
Our question-answering cutie's employment may be temporary, but her curse on our ween-ween will be with us for a long time.
78 Lord of the Bar
An L.A. bartender shows us how to get silly with sake. Look, we listened because she's hot, all right?
144 Sex Spy
Sexy women from Minneapolis talk about sex. Oh, and don't forget our sexually active Woman on Top. Did you spot the theme?
153 Rules and Credits
156 The End of a Supercreepy Era