Stuff # 21, August 2001

FEATURES
74 Cover Girl: Willa Ford
She has a hot new CD and an even hotter MTV video. But we can't bring you her music in our pages. So you'll have to settle for pictures of her in a bikini.
82 The Godfather of Punk
Iggy Pop reveals the secret to a happy, healthy life: "Soft, puffy clouds."
90 Sack the Mall
Stale fries at the food court? Time for medieval weapons of mass destruction. You provide the flaming cow corpses.
94 Amazon.Bombshell
Brazilian model luliane told our reporter all kinds of sexy, scintillating things, but his drool destroyed the tape recorder.
100 Vengeance Is Yours
Revenge is a dish best served cold. And it doesn't get any colder than our guide to devious, dastardly pranks.
108 World's Best Snoregasms!
Who needs fancy motions, lotions and Tantric notions? It's time to put the missionary position back on top!
116 Masters of Disaster
When Mother Nature gets PMS, who you gonna call? Not 911—your local officials aren't prepared. Learn your fate here.
124 Puerto Rican for "Kick Ass"
Rush Hour 2 star Roselyn Sanchez provides some black-belt action. She's, like, pretty and smart, too.
130 He's One Time a lady
David King is a man turned woman turned man. So what's it like to lose your penis?

DEPARTMENTS
22 Dear Stuff
Last look at Jaime Pressly!
26 True Lies
Scheming senior citizens and other tales of misadventure'
28 Blitz!
Toilet-paper holsters, Pamela Sue Martin, American Pie 2 and a penis tree. And that's just the first page.
48 Hype!
Why don't rock stars smile? Why are brash young cops more likely to die in movies? Why do we like the new Beta Band CD? My, aren't you nosy.
68 Greatest American Hero
We pick Booger from Revenge of the Nerds. Then we smear him under the car seat.
70 The Sex Spy
Four gals reveal their dirty fantasies.
137 Instant Cool
High-proof booze, survival gear for mean streets, power tools with lasers, and lots of prosthetics.
166 Smart Bombs
Explained once and for all: cloning, Pop Tarts, breast implants and the proper way to eat a car.
175 Where to Buy
And when to buy? Now!
176 Clown Woes