Playboy June 2000

COVER STORY
Jodi Ann Paterson, Miss October 1999, started stealing the show in teen beauty pageants, then used her poise in broadcast journalism. "Even after I was chosen to be a Playmate, I never thought I had any chance to be Playmate of the Year," says this year's winner. Our readers begged to differ. Photographer Arny Freytag, like our Rabbit, is a sucker for beautiful women.

FEATURES
84 THE BOND FILES
Thought you had all the dope on 007? In honor of Bond's 40th anniversary in PLAYBOY, we present the ultimate insider's guide. His guns, his cars, his exercise tips—not to mention Pussy Galore and Plenty O'Toole.
104 PORN-AGAIN MOVIES
With titles such as Sorest Rump and Shaving Ryan's Privates, the adult-video industry deserves an Oscar for wit and usurpation.
110 INSIDE STUART
Can you say Geek Cheek? The nerdy pitchman for Ameritrade has become TV's first slacker superstar
112 THE NEW SUPERATHLETE
Rip up the record books. Soon we'll need real-time reports—like stock quotes—to keep track of the advances in sports. BY ALLEN BARRA
130 RULES FOR THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
Shrinks love to instruct men on how to make relationships work. We offer PLAYBOY'S Seven Golden Rules—and explain why you need to break every one. BY STEVEN SLON
136 HOW TO SURVIVE A NIGHT IN TIJUANA
Psst. Wanna visit a donkey bar? Buy Cuban cigars? We tell you what you need to revel at the world's most popular border bazaar. BY ROBERT B. DESALVO
137 LITTLE ANNIE FANNY
A popular sports magazine takes Annie to the shores of Loch Ness for its annual swimsuit shoot. BY RAY LAGO AND DON WIMMER
144 20Q JAMES COBURN
He personifies cool in classic guy flicks, from Our Man Flint to The Great Escape. Last year's Affliction won him an Oscar. He deserves another for his musings on violence, villainy and high colonics. BY DAVID RENSIN
146 SURFING THE WEB FOR CONTRABAND
The Internet is better than a Russian Mafia tag sale. Guns, drugs, pirated movies and software are all just a click away. BY MARK EHRMAN

FICTION
82 DOUBLESHOT
Long train rides can be deadly—especially when your strange new friend is a beautiful blonde. Watch your back, Mr. Bond. BY RAYMOND BENSON
102 ENABLER
Her clients used to come for regressions and hypnotherapy. Now they come for sex. BY CHUCK PALAHNIUK

INTERVIEW
45 TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE
The devilish duo behind South Park have hit 30 (OK, one's 29) and are freaking out. Maybe that explains their cheerful tirades about corrupt studios, Robert Redford and movie execs who have sex once a year. BY STEVE POND

PICTORIALS
92 CARRE'S COMEBACK
The star of Wild Orchid and the ex–Mrs. Mickey Rourke rode a comeback wave in SI's swimsuit issue. For us she dropped the swimsuit.
116 PLAYMATE: SHANNON STEWART'S BLEND
The bayou hides many secrets—but we've uncovered the best. Miss June is a Cajun queen.
150 PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR: Jodi Ann Paterson
The first lady of the millennium was born in Indonesia and moved to Oregon. We say, "Thank you, globalization."

NOTES AND NEWS
17 THE WORLD OF PLAYBOY
18 VALENTINE'S PARTY
55 THE PLAYBOY FORUM
Florida swingers and strippers; censorship in canada
193 PLAYMATE NEWS
Personal websites; Centerfold quiz; Scott Foley's favorite.

DEPARTMENTS
3 PLAYBILL
23 DEAR PLAYBOY
27 AFTER HOURS
40 WIRED
42 LIVING ONLINE
46 MEN
49 MANTRACK
53 THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR
128 PARTY JOKES
190 WHERE AND HOW TO BUY
197 ON THE SCENE
198 GRAPEVINE
200 POTPOURRI

LIFESTYLE
106 DADS AND GRADS
Knock yourself out with rare cigars, a cool PalmCam and the ultimate CD machine.
132 DIGITAL DESTINY
Bedside cinema, TV cell phones and portable Internet players.
141 DAVE'S GARAGE
Mercedes' slick sports car; the inside dope on Jaguar and Aston Martin; test-driving a Saab. BY DAVID STEVENS

REVIEWS
32 MOVIES
Kevin Spacey's Big Kahuna; Stanley "Big Night" Tucci; screenplays.
36 VIDEO
The Sopranos' Lorraine Bracco; blaxploitation; The Story of O.
38 MUSIC
D'Angelo's Voodoo; Steely Dan recast; Lovin' Spoonful makes the Hall of Fame.