Penthouse March 2007

ON THE COVER
HEATHER VANDEVEN
See more of our Pet of the Year at Penthouse.com/heather

PICTORIALS
48 SOLAR POWER
76 MAY FLOWER
Pet of the Month Betcee May
106 2007 PET OF THE YEAR
Heather Vandeven
130 GAL PAL
L.A. glitter girls get dirty.

FULLFRONTAL
14 BLOODY HELL
The guts and gore of 300
16 FLICKS
Zodiac director David Fincher, reviews, and our own damn movie awards
22 TV
IIlin' Villain: Lost's newest bad guy
24 DVDS
26 READS
A gangster, a porn veteran, and an evil book we couldn't put down
28 JOYSTICK
30 SOUNDS
Bloc Party, Fall Out Boy, and more

LIFE ON TOP
37 THE MODERN SAVAGE
Trust us: She'll notice your nose hair before you wilt
40 DOMAIN
Start the Madness: everything you need to make your March hoop dreams come true
42 TECH
Tube to Go: Who says you need a couch to zone out on TV?
44 THE GOODS
The Fix Is In: eight tools you'll never want to lend to your neighbor
46 THE POUR HOUSE
The Bloody Maria: making tequila the breakfast of champions

FEATURES
56 GAMETIME
The NHL's Alex Ovechkin, round-card girls, NCAA chokers, and underclassmen to watch. By John Bolster
63 DEAR DR. Z
Build her passion, sex buddies, and squirters. By Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D.
66 STAND-UP GUYS
Katt Williams. Interview by John Bolster
68 RANT: BLARNEY BASHING
The curse of the Irish-American. By Christian Finnegan
72 MURPHY'S LAW
Charlie Murphy. Interview by Chauncé Hayden
89 SEX DIARY
Sexual Karma. By Laura Leu
92 DRIVING FORCE
Lotus Blossoms: A street-legal race car. By Jim McCraw
94 TROUBLED WATER
How Katrina's most hopeful love story became a tale of murder and mutilation. By Ethan Brown
118 ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
DaiLY sHOW alum Rob Corddry strikes out with his own sitcom. By J. Rentilly
122 WOOD, WAX & JAGERMEISTER
Mountain High: A look back at snowboarding's first U.S. Open. By John Bolster

DEPARTMENTS
8 EDITOR'S NOTE
10 FORUM
70 WORKING STIFF
90 FREEWHEELIN'
100 WARRIOR WIRE
103 HARD NEWS
128 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD
140 X-RATED VIDEO
152 PAST PERFECT