Penthouse December 1999

ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Jacqueline Marie Phillips, photographed by Earl Miller. Jacqueline's pictorial begins on page 83,

FEATURES
20 JUSTICE
By Alan M. Dershowitz
22 SMART SEX
Special gifts to turn on your woman. By Dr. Judy Kuriansky
26 SPORTING AMERICA
Butterbean. By April Warren and J. S. Davis
33 VIEW FROM THE TOP
38 GAG ORDER
Dental poison. By Steven Slon
64 U.S.A. CONFIDENTIAL
Waco. By Ellis Henican
78 KATO KAELIN'S SIXTEENTH MINUTE
By Anthony Haden-Guest
101 MIND & MUSCLE POWER
Special preview
112 LAST LAUGH
By Sarah Silverman
114 HEMP HONEY
By Ralph Gardner, Jr.
123 LIEUTENANT COLONEL RALPH PETERS
Interview by Sharon Churcher
131 PACKAGED GOODIES
138 ADVISE & DISSENT
By Ellis Henican
158 THE NEW MORALITY
By Paul McMasters
163 THE UNREPENTANT VOYEUR
177 THE HOLIDAZE
Satire by Rick Stromoski

PICTORIALS
49 STAR TRIPPERS
Photos by Earl Miller
69 JASMIN & EARL
Photos by Tony V.
83 PET OF THE MONTH
Jacqueline Marie Phillips; photos by Earl Miller
141 KELLY OFF THE CUFF
Photos by Robert Gorr

DEPARTMENTS
6 FORUM
12 FAST FORWARD
16 TECHNOMANIA
24 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD
28 CALL ME MADAM
45 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
99 POLITICS IN THE MILITARY
121 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE
125 RIBALD RIMES
136 THE PENIS PAGE
156 SORAYAMA
160 THE JOKE MAN
168 PENTHOUSE COMIX
174 HARD TIMES
182 X-RATED VIDEO