Penthouse March 1981

COVER
Delfina Ponti, Photo by Cedomir V. Komljenovic

10 HOUSECALL
Introduction
12 FORUM
Correspondence
36 FEEDBACK
Opinion
40 CALL ME MADAM
Counsel by Xaviera Hollander
49 VIEW FROM THE TOP
Comment by Chris Hallinger
50 SCENES
Marilyn Stasio
52 FILMS
Roger Greenspun
54 WORDS
L.J. Davis, Peter Bloch
55 SOUNDS
Robert Palmer
58 REVEREND JERRY FALWELL
Interview by Sasthi Brata and Andrew Duncan
68 THE GIRLS IN THE BAND
Pictorial by Uwe Ommer
78 THE RUSSIANS ARE NOT COMING
Article by Tom Gervasi
82 THE ADOLF HITLER FAST FOOD FRANCHISE
Fiction by Nick Tosches
89 DELFINA
Pet of the Month, Photos by Cedomir V. Komljenovic
108 VIETNAM VETERANS ADVISER
Service
110 WHY NOT THE WORST?
Essay by Walter Stewart
112 THE SKY IS FALLING!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!
Article by Philip Singerman
115 TEX APPEAL
Pictorial by Allan J. Wash
136 THE ARROGANCE OF ARCHITECTURE
Article by Brent C. Brolin
140 CATHOLIC BOY
Article by John Milward
144 THE WORLD'S GREATEST ONLYS
Satire by Bill Lee
157 PIMPS
Article by Robert Keating
161 ARE YOU NONNEGOTIABLE?
Quiz by Frank Donegan
176 JEANITALIA
Fashion by Ed Emmerling
188 SWEET CHASTITY
Satire by Ron Embleton
192 A FANCIER RABBIT
Service by Wade Hoyt