Maxim # 181, March 2013

PIN-UPS
The sexiest sitcom star in the world, Happy Endings' Elisha Cuthbert, burns our retinas with sexitude; Die Hard's Anne V explodes our heads with hotness; Real Housewife Joanna Krupa has us packing our bags for Miami.
37 "Everyone always asks who my celebrity crush is, so...I just say Oprah."
12 Circus Maximus
Die Hard's best blow jobs, Banshee beauty Lili Simmons, and liquids you definitely don't want to put in your mouth. Plus: We reach out to the great beyond
to chat with Michael Jackson's ghost!
22 How To
Get schooled by Dominic Monaghan on surviving a rainforest (scary!), the Knicks' Steve Novak on nailing threes (swishy!), and a hot chick on how to make a soccer ball out of a condom (protection-y!).
30 Stuff
After you plug into the BMW's new hybrid supercar and take a gander at a woman with a tool, study up on the sleekest new gadgets and pop a wheelie on Ducati's latest on- or off-road speed machine.
Style
Always dapper San Antonio Spurs stud Tony Parker shows us the finer points of dressing like a boss on the court or at the club. Plus, the best watches, kicks, jackets, and more!
54 Features
Meet the most powerful nerds in the universe, the toughest soldiers in America, the stupidest ER patients ever, and the always dirty Joan Rivers. Plus, a Maxim editor becomes Guy Fieri's bitch!
74 Hot Sauce
Hometown Hotties finalist Justine answers your goofiest queries, and our new cleaning lady mops up your dirty thoughts. And most important, how to make your one-night stand hungry for seconds.
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