Hustler March 2011

GIRLS
29 APRIL O'NEIL
Geek Goddess
Photography by T Ritter
48 SAMANTHA SAINT
Heavenly Body
Photography by Matti Klatt
63 BREE DANIELS & BLAKE
Lez Be Friends
Photography by EarlMiller.com
76 CLAIRE SANDERS
Built to Last
Photography by Mark Lit
106 RHIAN ALISE
Model Behavior
Photography by Jose Luis
123 THIS AIN'T DANCING WITH THE STARS XXX
Tangolicious twinkle toes Scarlett Fay, Dylan Ryder, Kiara Diane, Cody Love and Sindee Jennings are singin' and dancin' in the sheets!
Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video
159 JESSICA
Shades of Pink
Classic Photography by Matti Klatt
FEATURES
30 BLUE-SCREEN
Our special Valentine's look at porn couples whose off-screen relationships don't always embody true love
Article by Scott Fayner
42 ASPARTAME: DEATH BY DIET POP
Are artificial sweeteners liquidating Gulf War veterans and civilians worldwide?!
Report by Harvey Wasserman
46 WHO THE FUCK IS TONY CLIFTON?!
Spewing lowbrow jokes 'n' toxic tunes, this mysterious lounge lizard is the rave
Profile by Keith IValcourt
56 CUTTING EDGE: VAGINAL REJUVENATION
A slice of life segment graphically detailing how a trailblazing cosmetic surgeon is clamping down on loose lips
Article by Justin Hampton
72 PULP MAYHEM: A LOOK AT THE PROVOCATIVE ART OF H.J. WARD
Damsel-in-distress magazine covers from the '30s and '40s that kept readers coming back for more
Book Review by Anthony Petkovich
90 MECHELE HUGHES LINEHAN DEADLY ANGEL?
Bizarre backstory of an Alaska stripper handed a 99-year sentence for murder
Report by Fred Rosen
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
Sucretariat
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
By Larry Flynt
9 TECH KNOW
Win a Killer 2100 gaming card!
10 GAME ON
Fallout: New Vegas, Tron: Evolution, Pac-Man Party & Sniper: Ghost Warrior
11 ROBERT SCHEER
Reversal of Fortunes
13 NAT HENTOFF
Has the U.S. Supreme Court rear-ended the First Amendment?
15 ALEX BENNETT
Best medicine in the world? My ass!
17 MAMIE VAN DOREN
Fuck censorship!
19 FEEDBACK
Confiscating a soldier's HUSTLER is downright un-American!
20 POLITICAL PARODY
Join the Police Force!
21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Mitch McConnell
23 BITS & PIECES
Rockin' freedom party, This Ain't Avatar artificial vaj and Christine O'Donnell suckin' dick!
28 HOT LETTERS
Twins' bedroom chicanery
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
75 COUGARS UNLEASHED
Voracious vamp Alexis Golden
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
Eat up these jokes, folks!
94 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Bad Religion, Buzzcocks, cool discs!
98 FAMOUS FLESH
Shauna Sand sans bikini top!
99 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Amber Heard's skintillating rambles
100 PINUP
by Sandra Chang
103 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK
Lingerie footballer Natasha Eppright
104 COLLEGE REPORT
UCSD reacts to "Compton Cookout"
105 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Coed cutie Kenzie Taylor
114 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Charlie's Angels, The Twilight Zone and Avatar all go hard-core!
133 BEAVER HUNT
A potpourri of sexy amateur heartthrobs