Gallery November 1980

ARTICLES AND FEATURES
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THE GALLERY CONVENTION
By George Mandel
The Republican and Democratic conventions are over and election time is here. Do you know whom you want for President? Many of us don't. So we sent our writer around to get opinions from Mel Brooks, Art Buchwald, Charlie Daniels, Lionel Hampton, Joseph Heller, Norman Lear, Mario Puzo, and Gay Talese and we ended up with a most unusual convention
of our own.
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LAST CHANCE FOR PLANET EARTH
An Environmental No-Progress Report by J. Gary Taylor
Our water is undrinkable, our air is unbreathable. Acid rain is destroying the trees in our forests and toxic substances are killing the fish in our rivers and lakes. Environmental negligence is the key to our problem. Find out what's destroying the planet you need to survive, in Gallery's first report in a series on our threatened world.
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HER PAST: HANDLE WITH CARE
By Evan Barzel
Take our advice: If you want your present relationship to have a future, only bother with her past when it's to your mutual advantage.
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THE MONKEY
Fiction by Stephen King
A new, shockingly frightening story by the best-selling author of The Shining and Firestarter. Published here for the first time ever, in an exclusive 32-page pull-out paperback. Be careful, though. The Monkey may be after you!
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PRIVATE LIVES: NIGHT RIDER
His marriage was over. Only the blonde on the stallion could save him from a life of sexual boredom.
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NAKED CAME THE POET
A Selection of Limericks
Humor by Dai Kornberg
They're bawdy. They're brash. They're brilliant. They're a collection of lascivious limericks to enliven your day—and maybe your night.
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THE SNOWLESS SKIER
By Mel Shestack
There's nothing more chic in the summer than roller skates. In the winter, skiing is in. Why not make the best of both worlds with skates on your skis all year round.
PICTORIALS
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SOMETHING NICE FROM NICE Photographs by Otto R. Weisser

Special
THE "GIRL NEXT DOOR" AMATEUR EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST
Announcing the year's big winner in our largest contest section ever!

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New entries for November
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November's monthly winner
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The "Girl Next Door for the Year" Runner-Up
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Photographs of a model by the boyfriend of the "Girl Next Door for the Year"
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The "Girl Next Door for the Year"
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Giant pull-out centerfold of the year's most popular "Girl Next Door"

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THE KANSO PHILOSOPHY
Photographs by Siwer Ohlsson
DEPARTMENTS
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FEEDBACK
Letters from our readers.
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THE ASIMOV CHALLENGE
By Isaac Asimov
The fourth mystery for you to solve in this series by the master. This month Griswold and you must interpret a stool pigeon's song in order to stop a prison riot.
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PEOPLE, PLACES AND THINGS
By Jill Toffer