Celebrity Sleuth Volume 10 Issue 8

Sleuth Selects the 50 BEST Sets of BREASTS
- - Rank
04 50 CAREN KAYE
06 49 AMANDA DONOHOE
08 48 CARRE OTIS
10 47 VICTORIA JACKSON
11 46 THE DUCHESS OF FERIA
12 45 EMMANUELLE SEIGNER
14 44 COLLEEN CAMP
16 43 FIONA LEWIS
18 42 GRETA scAccp1
20 41 GLYNNIS O'CONNOR
21 40 VIRGINIA MADSEN
22 39 SUSAN SARANDON
24 38 FIONA GELIN
26 37 DONATELLA DAMIANI
28 36 MANDY LEIGH
30 35 SHAUNA O'BRIEN
32 34 ANNE PARILLAUD
34 33 JUNE WILKINSON
36 32 ISABELLE PASCO
38 31 NAOMI CAMPBELL
40 30 CHRISTY TURLINGTON
42 29 RACHEL HUNTER
44 28 CYNDA WILLIAMS
46 27 LYSETTE ANTHONY
48 26 TATIANA PATITZ
50 25 , BECKY LeBEAU
52 24 SAMANTHA FOX
54 23 MONICA BELLUCCI
56 22 CAPRICE BOURRET
58 21 DEBORAH CAPRIOGLIO
60 20 LADY HELEN TAYLOR
61 19 NINA BROSH
62 18 BEVERLY D'ANGELO
64 I7 SONIA BRAGA
66 16 SOPHIE FAVIER
68 15 TERI HATCHER
70 14 NICOLE BEACH � '
72 13 NATALIE JAY
74 12 SOPHIE ANDERTON
76 DIANE LANE
78 10 ELIZABETH HURLEY
80 9 UMA THURMAN
82 8 ROSANNA ARQUETTE
84 7 SOPHIE MARCEAU
86 6 JENNIFER CONNELLY
88 5 JAMIE LEE CURTIS
90 4 JILL GOODACRE
92 3 ELLE MACPHERSON
94 2 HELENA CHRISTENSEN
96 1 ????????????

EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
"It is as beautiful as a breast" the French philosopher Gaston Bachelard wrote centuries ago in describing a swirling cloud. And just last year, Vogue magazine con-firmed the celestial sighting: "Why beat around the bush?," its aptly titled Upfront column began. "Breasts are beautiful. They are not only beautiful, they are first The first beautiful things that we encounter. Therefore, if something is beautiful, it is as beautiful as a breast."
And speaking of first, Sleuth breaks new round with this pioneering peak at "Treasured Chests"�a countup of the 50 BEST SETS OF CELEBRITY
BREASTS around the globes. As you know, they come in pairs, so these 100 pages {with no ads} uncover the 100 optimal orbs {with no augmentation}.
Which naturally brings up the matter of...taste: Any subjective ranking of anatomical assets is, of corps, subject to second guessing {doubly so when it concerns "things" so near and dear to the heart}. So we know we'll have our knockers, but let me briefly point outthe criteria we set.: 1) It's not just size, but overall shape and symmetrythat determines bust beauty; 2) Since quality not quantity is key, only those with 100% NATURAL attribeauts knead apply {as far as we can determine, without a squeeze test, there are no silly-cones implanted in our selections}; and 3) We are ranking the "50 Best" TODAY...notthe headlight highlights of all time�figuring that if we had to take into account WHEN each woman's chest was at its best�we'd wind up looking BACK instead of FRONT.
So we've coupled the PRIME at this TIME...and "they" couldn't be more timely in view of these recent developments: the 1997 publication of the book A History of the Breast by social scholar Marilyn Yalom; followed by the Jan. 27th Cinemax cable special Breasts: 22 Women on 41 Breasts; Fashion TV's A Documentary on Breasts which aired March 27th; and an award-winning German short film entitled The Most Beautiful Breasts in the World. Why, even the celebrated sheep just cloned in Scotland was named "Dolly" because its DNA was taken from another's mammary gland cell and, reasoned researcher Ian Wilmut: "No one could think of a more impressive set of mammary glands than Dolly Parton" {much ado about mutton, if ewe ask us}.
ProUd to be the first to quench this thirst, we're reminded of a top-ical saying credited to Hollywood producer Tony {The Sting) Bill, "Martinis are like breasts: One is never enough, and three is too much."
Taking 'em from the TOP,