Celebrity Sleuth Vol. 7 # 3

REIGNING IN THE ROYALS AGAIN!
UNTYING THE WINDSOR KNOT
4 The Princess of Wales DIANA SPENCER
8 The Duchess of York SARAH FERGUSON
CHARLIE'S ANGELS
12 To Live In Her Trousers' CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES
14 His 'Kanga' Rooter LADY DALE TRYON
16 'Sir' and Surf JANE PRIEST
ROYAL AFFAIRS
18 Di's Phone Mate LADY ALETHEA SAVILE
20 Di's Brotherly Love SALLY ANN LASSON
22 Fergie's Fella's Fox DENICE LEWIS
26 Fergie's Father's Fox LESLEY PLAYER
DATE•LINE MONACO
28 The Bodyguard's Baby PRINCESS STEPHANIE
30 Junot's Juicy Bride NINA LARSEN
32 'Lover Boy' Lindon PRINCESS CAROLINE
34 Albert's Model Princess? CLAUDIA SCHIFFER
PRETENDERS TO THE THRONE
38 Carnal Caroline SONIA VIVIANI
40 Porno Princess Di CHRISTINA HANCE
42 Double Takes A POTPOURRI OF 'PRINCESSES'
SHAH•NANIGANS
44 The Barren Bride QUEEN SOROYA
46 'I French-Kissed the Shah' KARIN SCHUBERT
50 The Pasha's Passion MARISA MELL
54 Reza's Last Rise TRISCHA TRISTAN
GOING DOWN FOR THE COUNT
56 'My First 40 Years' COUNTESS MARINA RIPA
60 The Sexiest Sexagenarian COUNTESS MARTA MARZOTTO
64 The Truest of Bluebloods COUNTESS MARINA CICOGNA
TO THE MANOR PORN
66 The Real-Life Cinderella BARONESS DE ROTHSCHILD
68 Countess Cassini NADIA CASSINI
72 Viscountess Witley GEORGINA ANNE WARD
74 Lady Weymouth ANNA GAEL
78 Lady Weinberg ANOUSKA HEMPEL
80 Hapless Hapsburgs PRINCESS KATI FLEISCHMANN, PRINCESS MARLENE PERLOT, PRINCESS HULYA EJDER, PRINCESS MARION von ERDODY
THE NAKED AND THE DEAD
82 The Bare Contessa CHRISTINA PAOLOZZI
84 The Peeling Princess MICHAELA PIGNATELLI
86 The Murdered Marchesa ANNA CASATI
90 The Howard Hughes Hoax BARONESS NINA van PALLANDT
92 Idi Amin's Ambassador PRINCESS ELIZABETH OF TORO
94 From Jakarta to Jail MADAME DEW' SUKARNO
98 Back IssuesAvailable
99 Special Offers

EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
Corpulent King Farouk, whose resume in The Almanac of Famous & Infamous People reads: "Egyptian ruler from 1936-52; incompetent, corrupt; overthrown, forced to abdicate," once predicted that "by the end of the Twentieth Century there would be only five monarchs left in the world: the Kings of England, hearts, diamonds, clubs and spades." Fat Farouk failed to foresee Sleuth, the Monarch of Men's Mags. What a card.... .
"It's been a taxing year for the Queen," a leading British journal just concluded, "as Britains' most expensive soap bubbled over. Fergie went topless with Johnny {see page 10}, Di went public with her marriage problems {page 41 and turned Squidgy on the phone {page 181. It all ended with the classic soap cliché: Lizzie cried while her home went up in flames." And nowthis.. .
Your obedient Regal Beagle has sniffed out all the raunchiest royal revelations for this skintillating sequel to our best-selling issue in recent years, "Noble Nudes." No scone was left unturned to feast on the graphic gossip of the upper crust...the tastiest tea and eh?
"I think the time will come when a picture of a nude woman will cause absolutely no stir," Countess Christina Paolozzi {page 82} predicted more than three decades ago. "That time may already be here," royal writer Reginald Wuthering III corrected her. "Nude scenes have become as familiar to movie fans as gun shots in Westerns. But the sight of a naked princess is still titillating enough to give commoners an uncommon thrill." And endow an uncommonly erotic issue....
Your Excellency,