Club International Holiday 1989

4 TEASE
pick up your pecker
5 ONE MORE TIME
torrid Tori
6 IN THE BAG
it's blue and true
7 ASSES UP!
the bottom line
8 DICK!
with ants in his pants
9 GIRL TALK
hot and nasty words
11 FOOT PATROL
X-rated footage
13 ELLIE
a blonde bombshell
18 ON THE BOX
tune in and jerk off
20 THE GOLDEN COOZE
hardcore Oscars
22 BRAD & TINA
she sits on his face
30 MARIA WHITTAKER
your Page Three favorite
34 FOUR PLAY!
four gorgeous girls going down
42 DANGEROUS CURVES
tales of the dirty derby
45 NINA
she's naughty but nice
52 SEKA'S FANTASY HOTLINE
she handles your tools
54 THE BEST OF ANDREA
she shows all her best parts
62 BIG SHOT
lusty lesbians large as life
66 TALKIN' BLUE
centerfold confession special
76 PIPPA & DON
with the tools of the trade
84 HOME FRONT
your girls get naked
94 STEPHANIE
the blonde bimbo is back

EDITORIAL NOTE
This lady Maria Whittaker is goddamn dynamite, you know. The Editor came back to the office last week (he'd been away for a month: he said it was to look after his dear old granny down in Virginia, but we saw his Ford parked outside Harry's bar the whole time). Well, he looked at the mag and roared, "What this goddamn book needs is some cute English girlie with humungous cajooblies!"
Hell, we all knew that. What about our gorgeous Andrea Clarke? So I said to him, "Hey - we already got that girl!" and held up the shots of Andrea.
"I know that, bagel-brain. We need another cute English girlie with humungous cajooblies!"
So it was kind of handy that this Maria phoned up with an idea of her own. She's the top newspaper Page Three girl over in the UK, you know, but she said she wanted to do a whole set of pictures this time, a real fantasy layout - and she wanted us to do it!
Well, she can tell you more than we can about her horny photoshoot if you tum to page 30. But she don't tell you that the Editor went along on the photoshoot just to make sure the horniest, kinkiest pictures were taken. He came back from the studio a staggering, jabbering wreck, mumbling something about "the bosoms that ate Norwalk". He said he was off to look after his dear old granny. again, disappeared with a couple of Maria's pies and ain't been seen since. And if you want to take our advice, you'll take some time out with this girl too. Lubba lubba!