Swank # 86, June 2004

6 Jamie Lynn
Stacked, wet, and ready!
16 Letters
Our stamps smell like pussy!
19 Teoni & Ian
A three-input woman!
32 Swank's 50 Sexiest Movies
Hollywood's hottest ho'sl
36 Sophia
Red-head flashes pink!
46 Tales Of The Unexplained: Unhangable
They just won't die!
50 Lisa & Corina
Girl juice on every page!
64 You Want Me To Do What?
Paraphilias: what are they, and do you have them?
66 Nikki (Covergirl)
Cram that Gunny!
78 Stuff
More of what you need!
80 Rachel
Satin, lips, and lace, plus a beautiful face!
88 Alissa
Our sexy blonde centerfold!
100 Horny Devils
Carnal crack-ups!
104 Nicole
One hot tamale cumming right up!
110 FIiXXX
Gloriously framed filth for your fulfillment,
115 Maliyah
She's got one tight twat!
176 Sin Twins
Advice that's twice as nice!
185 Cheryl, Kat, Joe & Tony
Cocks, cunts, and cum!

Editorial Note
Instead of boring you with another brilliant rant on the latest and greatest in the world today, Swank figured it's time to get down to business and lay it all out. No more beating around the bush. No, sir. Maybe some fingers and tongue around the bush, but no more tomfoolery. Not even a little. That's our new policy: no more extraneous words or sentences or explanations is the policy herein. Well, we're off to a good start!
Getting past all that nonsense, we've got the only thing in the world that makes perfect sense—red hot naked chicks who like to fuck! This month, see Jamie Lynn, Teoni, Sophia, and Nikki and revel in their sexual splendor! Or why not check out Nicole, Rachael, Lisa and Corina! They're certain to straighten things out for you! Maybe you can use Maliyah, Cheryl, Kat, and Alissa as your path to relaxation and cerebral joy! If none of that !Narks, you just might be dead.
Strangely enough, in this month's Unexplained, we've got tales of people who seemingly refused to die. Electric chairs that fell short. Hangmen's nooses that wouldn't, uh, noose, and lots more! Were they that badass or did they just get lucky? String up your own conclusions when you read "Unhangable!"
Maybe those bad muthas just wanted to catch some of the "Top 50 Sexiest Movies Of All Time!" Of course, they would have had to wait until this month's issue, but either way, Swank's got 'em from one to 50! Who's the hottest piece of Hollywood trim? What's the hottest almost-fuck scene Tinseltown had to offer? Find out!
We've got all this, plus 56 paraphilias and their deviant meanings, the scholarly sexual scoop from the Sin Twins, the sweltering smut from FIiXXX, your sleazy Letters, and way more! Have fun with this one!
—The Editors