Stuff # 29, April 2002

FEATURES
78 Cover Girl: Kylie Minogue
She's bigger in the U.K. than tooth decay. Kylie arrives stateside with a searing single, "Can't Get You Out of My Head," and a lucky pair of panties. That's sensible packing.
86 The Stuff Music Awards
The best, the worst, the hairiest—minus the annoying acceptance speeches.
92 Different Is Stupid
This photo tribute is sure to make you think twice about letting other people dress you.
96 History's Hottest Album Covers
Some bands put semiclad, nubile women on their album covers just to sell more copies. How tacky! We salute those bands.
102 Nicole Eggert Uncovered
Sexiest album cover girl Nicole Eggert recalls selling CDs for Sugar Ray and sings about Baywatch, Charles in Charge, her implants and Bill Shatner's hairpiece.
108 Do You Know "Margaritaville"?
Our Bottom 4o countdown is music to commit suicide by.
110 Nosedive to Survive
A desperate El Al Airlines pilot risked the lives of passengers and crew to thwart terrorists. He survived to tell the tale.
116 Wicked Queen Rules!
"I am made of screws and a dead dude's body parts," says the deliciously evil singer. We're willing to overlook that.
122 Who Are Wu?
Our guy goes inside the Wu-Tang Clan.

DEPARTMENTS
26 Dear Stuff
Look, it's only six pages away!
32 True Lies
A man who's really attached to his toilet, how to properly bag a body and a heartwarming tale of anal warts.
34 Filter
Homeless rockers, Saddam's latest romance novel and a Hasidic workout video.
50 Hype!
Super Furry Animals (that's a band), Jimmy Swaggart (he's furry) and Soul Man (it's on DVD). Plus, the worst moments in rock (not including quartz and feldspar).
70 Greatest American Hero
Joey Ramone may be dead, but that doesn't make him any less of an icon. Less of
a tennis partner? Maybe.
72 A Guy and His Stuff
What's in Ozzy Osbourne's house? Satan figurines, crucifixes and small dogs. Figures.
74 Lord of the Bar
Boozing, betting, jokes and a group prayer.
76 Ask the Professor
If he doesn't know, call our cousin Butch.
129 Instant Cool
Guitars, bourbon and a tour bus—if these are the kind of things you play with every day, well, you can go to hell. And take us with you!
161 Sex Spy
Dirty talk from the Powder Room, Blondie becomes a Babe of Yore, our Women's Studies applicant dabbles in women and hot stuff on 39th and Sixth.
174 Where to Buy
A winner with consumers!
176 Finicky Frog