Purple October 1978

5 Health
MOTOR YOUR WAY TO FITNESS ON A MOPED
8 Winners & Losers
PURPLE'S P.I.P.'s
Cults
12 STAR TRICK (THE WHORE OF THE UNIVERSE)
Tee Vee
16 FALL VIDEO FLASHES
High Society
18 DAPPER DICK'S PICK OF THE NEWSMAKERS
20 Bests & Worsts
TAILFEATHERS
23 Shocker
LOCH NESS MONSTER SPOTTED!
24 Fate
IT'S IN THE LEAVES: THE GUIDE TO SENSUOUS TEA LEAF READING
26 Show Biz
LITTLE FOUNDLING FANNY
34 Health
WORKING IT OUT
38 On the Street
PURPLE ASKS PEOPLE—PEOPLE TELL PURPLE
40 Fetishes
OUCH! SPIKE HEELS ARE MAKING A COMEBACK!
44 Beauties
SOCIETY CLEANING LADY
48 Cover Story
HELLO, POLLY, THE SEXY COUNTRY QUEEN!
54 Twosomes
SAFETY FIRST: WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR
58 Vice
DIRTY WORK! A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DIVORCE DETECTIVE
62 Amusements
LUSTFUL LISTINGS
66 Low Brow
PURPLE RATES THE BEERS
71 Beasts
CAT PEOPLE DISCOVERED!
72 Jobs
MONA THE MECHANIC
76 Muscles
TOUGH TONGUES
80 Hot to Trot
88 Travel
Oddities
PARIS IN THE FALL—IT'S A BALL!
92 Oddities
KIM THE JUNGLE GIRL

PUBLISHER'S NOTE
Dear People in the Pink,
What's PURPLE and pink and read all over? Why, the magazine you've, now got in your hot, little hands! PURPLE is the magazine that catches people with their pants down and while other magazines gossip and whisper, PURPLE gives you the naked truth.
The PURPLE people will give you consumer product reports that'll blush the buckles off Ralph Nadar's seat belts, celebrity secrets, irreverent information and fabulously foxy females.
I'm very pleased with this issue and I think you'll agree that it's super special. You'll get to tail a divorce detective as he goes through his daily grind of dirty work and find out why spike heels are making such a comeback. And you'll meet Gloria de Havemore, the Society cleaning lady, Mona the Mechanic, and Kim, the Jungle Girl. Have we got occupational hazards! ,
What we DON'T have are long, dull articles or over-written fiction that only an English professor would dig reading. We believe in being rightto the point. If you want a lot of words to read, then go to the library!
Down with dull men's mags— up with spectacular spoof that's both stylish and sexy. Get comfortable and check us out. There's never been anything else remotely like PURPLE and we think it's high time there was.