Playboy March 1980

COVER STORY
Just think: If Bo Derek married John Dudley, she'd be Bo Dudley. Who's John Dudley? Never mind. Who's Bo Derek? The star of "10" and, of course, the lady on our cover. If you're looking for a Rabbit on Bo's bod (you aren't, are you?), forget it: It's in the water. If you're not looking at the Rabbit, you can see more of bodacious Bo on page 146.

3 PLAYBILL
9 THE WORLD OF PLAYBOY
11 DEAR PLAYBOY
21 PLAYBOY AFTER HOURS
28 MOVIES
Soul-searching in All That Jazz; Havana as a period piece; fun with Bob and Jane in The Electric Horseman.
33 TRAVEL
How to live like a king on vacation.
36 MUSIC
Rock stars at the easel; a look at the new classical releases.
41 BOOKS
The Sixties revisited, a disappointing second novel and an intimate look at the male organ.
42 TELEVISION
More Shakespeare coming up; Soul takes to the slopes for an Olympic promo
44 COMING ATTRACTIONS
Lily Tomlin meets Betsy Wetsy; Ted Kennedy movie in the works.
46 RULES TO LIVE BY AYATOLLAH RUHOLLAH KHOMEINI
While he was in exile, the Ayatollah wrote a lot. Result: a comprehensive guide to daily deportment, including how to have sex with animals.
49 THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR
55 THE PLAYBOY FORUM
63 PLAYBOY INTERVIEW: TERRY BRADSHAW—candid conversation . . . .
America s premier quarterback talks about how he found God on Monday Night Football, what it's like to be married to celebrity ice skater JoJo Starbuck and how it feels to have a 280-pound tackle sit on your head.
102 BAD DREAMS IN THE FUTURE TENSE—article WALTER L. LOWE
Documented cases in which ordinary people have foreseen future events prove that it's a lot easier to predict a disaster than to prevent it.
108 WELCOME BACK, HALLER—pictorial
Meionie Hailer was lust a cute little Sweathog on television; offscreen (and undressed), she makes our palms really damp.
115 UNCLE DON—verse SHEL SILVERSTEIN
Wonder what happened to the comic-strip characters of old? Uncle Don knows, but you may be sorry you asked.
119 THE CASE FOR CANADIAN WHISKY—drink .. EMANUEL GREENBERG
Our cousins to the north aren t supposed to know how to make whisky as well as we can. Then why do we drink so much of theirs?
120 THE (SEXUAL) BOOK OF LISTS—humor . . IRVING WALLACE, DAVID WALLECHINSKY, AMY WALLACE and SYLVIA WALLACE
The authors of The Book of Lists are back again with book number two, and we have the sexiest parts: things to do in the mating season, oversexed religious figures, novel inventions and more.
122 SOUTHERN COMFORTER—playboy's playmate of the month
You may or may not like everything the state of Georgia produces, but you gotta love the peaches. Particularly one as sweet as Henriette Allais.
134 PLAYBOY'S PARTY JOKES—humor
136 A TOUCH OF CLASSIC—attire DAVID PLATT
If you've felt out of it, fashion-wise, since the early Sixties, surprise! The clothes you like are back, with a few improvements.
141 A CUP OF COFFEE WITH THE CARDINALS—fiction . . A. W. LANDWEHR
Even between the most distant son and father, there are two ties that bind—death and baseball.
142 THE CANNY CONSERVATISM OF JOHN CONNALLY—article GEOFFREY NORMAN
To get elected these days, you have to be a man for all seasons, even if it means becoming a quick-change artist.
146 BO—pictorial essay BRUCE WILLIAMSON
John Derek's wife, Bo, became a star in the movie "10"; but after seeing this pictorial, you just might give her an 11.
158 WHO'D PROPIT FROM LEGAL MARIJUANA?—article. . CHRIS BARNETT
Guess what: It won't be your good old neighborhood dealer, unless he's working for Uncle Sam.
162 BLAST FROM THE PAST!—article BROCK YATES
The Pontiac Trans Am has maintained its popularity despite the gas crunch; now the new Turbo Trans Am adds to its legend.
165 THE COCKEYED MUSE—ribald classic
166 20 QUESTIONS: SHELLEY HACK
The latest Cnarlie's Angel is smart and gorgeous and gives good interview. What more could we ask?
170 ... AND HE HAS NEVER BEEN HEARD FROM SINCE—humor SHEL SILVERSTEIN
A tree is a tree is a tree, except when it's a woman.
174 ALL THAT FOSSE—pictorial essay BRUCE WILLIAMSON
An advance look at director-choreographer-dancer Bob Fosse's movie All That Jazz, starring Roy Scheider as a suspiciously Fosselike character.
179 LE ROY NEIMAN SKETCHBOOK: CHARLES MINGUS
180 PLAYBOY FUNNIES—humor
199 PLAYBOY'S PIPELINE
New import cars for the Eighties; making it in the money market.
214 PLAYBOY POTPOURRI
243 PLAYBOY'S NEW AGE PRIMER
Biocommunications from outer space, Samadhi tanks and the mystery of a missing ship.
249 PLAYBOY PUZZLE
253 PLAYBOY ON THE SCENE
Hot-tray chic, the swing to color combos and sparkles plenty.