Penthouse March 2006

ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Jennifer Emerson
PICTORIALS
36 LOVE STORY
84 HOT PROPERTY Pet of the Month Jennifer Emerson
110 PILLOW TALK
132 MAKING A SPLASH
FULL FRONTAL
10 GRAPHIC VIOLENCE
Brian Azzarello's 100 Bullets and Loveless
12 FLICKS
Tsotsi—no Hollywood ending
14 DVDS
Everything you ever wanted to know about director Cameron Crowe, and much more!
16 SOUNDS
California Fried Buckethead
22 JOYSTICK
The future of handheld action
28 READS
Astronaut Mike Mullane's Riding Rockets
30 SIRENS
Imogen Heap
FEATURES
32 DRINKSMANSHIP
"Just Shoot Me." By Samantha Judge
34 LOCKER ROOM
NHL's Rick DiPietro Interview by Dave Hollander
46 GAMETIME
March Madness milestones. By John Bolster
50 TOTAL TRAVEL
"Spring Break: Living Large." By Rudy Maxa
52 VICES & VANITIES
Bring out her inner nympho; top spring-break blunders. By Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D.
54 COWBOY WIZARDS AND THE EPIC SPACE MACHINE
Psychedelic rock band the Flaming Lips. By Jon Wiederhorn
60 TURIN TAKES A TURN
The Penthouse Guide to the 2006 Winter Olympics. By John Bolster
68 SPRING-BREAK SECRETS
What happens on spring break, stays on spring break ... until now! By Ronnie Koenig
76 UNDER THE RADAR
Comedian Dane Cook. Interview by Ed Condran
100 DRIVING FORCE
"Lamborghini's Raging Bull." By Jim McCraw
104 GROOM AT THE TOP
"Coming Clean." Service by Alyson Zamkoff
120 COVER YOUR ASS
If you put a little thought into your underwear selection, she'll be eager to rip 'em off you. Fashion by Linda Giustino
126 GRENADE LAUNCHER
Snowboarder Danny Kass. Interview by Dave Hollander
140 STAND-UP GUYS
Randy and Jason Sklar Interview by Peter Schrager
DEPARTMENTS
6 FORUM
66 CELEBRITY NUDES
81 MEN'S HEALTH AND FITNESS
97 SEX DIARY
98 FREEWHEELERS
106 TECHNOMANIA
143 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
146 RECOVERING FRAT BOY
148 PENTHOUSE CLUBS
150 X-RATED VIDEO
152 ON THE DESK
154 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD