Penthouse March 2005

FEATURES
18 SPORTING AMERICA
Bill Gramatica By Jonathan Davis
20 TRAVEL
Keys to Paradise By Bob T Epstein
22 POWER PLAYS
The Best Competitive Action Online and Off
By David Kushner
24 "THIS IS NOT A GAME!"
This year some $3 billion worth of counterfeit games will hit the streets. The government is striking back—but at a strange target. Article by David Kushner
34 JUSTICE
Those who love liberty can never rest By Alan M. Dershowitz
50 RACHEL PERRY
This outspoken and savvy 27-year-old Canadian has made a name for herself by seducing millions of VH1 viewers as well as some pop stars themselves. Interview by Chaunce Hayden
56 A MIGHTY CROSS TO BEAR
Arrested Development's David Cross feels the need to impress everyone, though you'd never guess it from his in-your-face humor. Interview by Jon Wiederhorn
92 SEXY, SINGLE, AND ... CELIBATE
Meet the men and women who are just saying no to sex. Article by Ronnie Koenig
94 ASEXUAL SEX
"An Endless Medical Exam" Article by Tom O'Connell
110 HOME GYMS
Staying In, Working Out Service by Linda Giustino
121 COUSIN STEVIE
The cantankerous star of Family Business and creator of the Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party videos speaks out. Interview by Rachel Kramer Bussel
126 STAND-UP GUYS Nick Di Paolo
By Jonathan Davis
130 SMART SEX
Be a porn stud in your own life. By Dr. Judy Kuriansky
136 PENIS ENVY
Shooting blanks By Bobbi Dempsey

ON THE COVER
Pet of the Month Crystal Klein

PICTORIALS
36 BALI HIGH
Photographs by Franco Russo
75 AUSTRIAN ANGEL
Pet of the Month Crystal Klein Photographs by Robert Gordon
99 TIFFANY
Photographs by Charles Lightfoot/Hicksphoto

DEPARTMENTS
10 FORUM
12 FAST FORWARD
14 GOOD SPIRITS
31 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
46 JOYSTICK
54 FREEWHEELERS
63 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
66 TECHNOMANIA
68 DRIVING FORCE
72 CALL ME MADAM
89 MILITARY AFFAIRS
90 PENTHOUSE ON THE ROAD
118 BOOK EXCERPT
132 ONLINE HUMOR
134 X-RATED VIDEO
138 THE JOKE MAN