Penthouse Letters August 2009

2 SALUTATIONS
Answering The Call
Hummer-happy in Hawaii writes...
4 TAKE HER, SHE'S MINE
Giving the gift of wife—yours!
16 OPEN SEASON
Freedom—another word for a happy marriage
32 LETTER OF THE MONTH
Master Of Oral Arts
She deserved to be pleasured the way only her old boyfriend could
38 FEATURE
The Watchman Cometh
By B. B. Grant
44 FICTION
Show And Tell
By Michelle Bordeaux
50 STEPPING OUT
What they don't know won't hurt them
64 PURSUIT & CAPTURE
It's better to be chased than to be chaste
78 EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHY
Summer Sizzle
She's up for a good hosing
86 SPOTLIGHT ON THREE-FOR-ALL
Sometimes the great ones stand alone
98 CARNALCOPIA
A piquant potpourri with a little bit of everything

EDITORIAL NOTE
SALUTATIONS
Answering the Call...
Dear Penthouse Letters,
For year I have found great satisfaction in your publication. My wife, when I was married, used to call me a pervert for buying and salivating over each and every letter. (Hence the "was married" part.) Yeah, things just didn't work out with her. Then I met Joanna and ten years later she still makes me the happiest man on earth. She loves your magazine as much as, if not more than, I do. We love reading it together; it's such a hot read!
Joanna's favorite pics are of hot women sucking on big cocks. She loves giving blowjobs and is a true master. Every time she sees a shot like that in the magazine I'm treated to a world-class hummer that has me shooting down her throat in no time. Could you please put more of these shots in? You guys do a dynamite job as is. but if its at all possible put more. I know I sound like a greedy motherfucker, and I am, but damn that girl can suck cock! Thanks and keep up the great job!—Hummer-happy in Hawaii
Well, Hummer, tell Joanna to get her jaw in shape beause this orally charged issue will have her on her knees or quite some time. If it's blowjob shots you crave. browse on, my friend; you won't be disappointed! Coupled with these mouth-watering, boner-intensified shots. you'll also be inspired by the hottest, sexiest, horniest hotties around. Whether it's twat shots, come shots, penetration. twosomes, threesomes, or she-boppin', we've got it all inside for you to enjoy!
So what are you waiting for? Let the games begin. Ladies. you know what to do!
—The Editors