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Spritely blurbs describing our various features, articles and pictorials including what you're reading now—with elan, zest, repetition and elan—in a shameless and seamless attempt at self-aggrandizement and a hideous waste of our nation's national forests.
11 PLAYBILL
15 DEAR PLAYMATES
17 PLAYBOY AFTER HOURS
21 PLAYBOY INTERVIEW: N.O.W.—candid conversation
We've always felt that the whole is some of its parts and this month we're out
to prove it with a comprehensive, in-depth exposure of the most active organ
in the entire women's movement.
23 MAKE YOUR OWN PLAYMATE—activity
Here's a pictorial that's really user-friendly. Programmed for a wide sample
from blonde to brunette to redhead, this is a state-of-the-art article designed
for one-hand-on experiences with a readout that leaves the other hand free for
some random hacking.
30 SOPHIE'S DAUGHTER—sequel WILLIAM STYNGO
The Nazis were bad...very bad. But how bad nobody knew. And to doubt that the
Nazis were bad was a mistake...especially during World War II...when the Nazis
were really bad.
34 TASTING THE GREAT WIVES OF CALIFORNIA—potables ...ANTHONY HENDRA
In the geocultural history of Island Earth, the watchword is continental drift.
Loci of sophistication shift like so many gusts of wind...and these days France
is definitely alee. The wives of California are just now getting the recognition
they've deserved since 1956. Anthony Hendra, equipped with a tastefemme, unravels
the subtle nuances between new vintages and extracts the curly hairs from between
his teeth.
MUSIC POLL 1984—music poll
43 HALL OF FAME
Since its beginnings, Playboy's Music Hall of Fame has been characterized by
hideous clay busts that are supposed to look arty but actually look like they
were made in the Camp Soy Flake craft shop just after the ash tray project was
completed. We've decided that this is no time to break with tradition, so we're
acing another one. We had the sculptor keep doing it over because the bust looked
too good the first few times. We're still not completely satisfied, but it was
the worst we could get for the money.
44 POLL WINNERS
They're all here...the Voice, the Lips, the Fingers. Our readers have spoken
again. That's right, the same public that voted in Ronald Reagan has cast its
ballot for art. Who says you can't legislate taste? So-called "experts"
can say what they want, but our readers know when they like the beat and it's
good to dance to.
47 IT'S TO DI—playboy's playmate of the monarch
"'Ear, 'Ear!" says hubby Charles about his angel and who could blame
him—just look at those tits!
STAPLES—binding
These bent heroes have been the unsung saviors of the publishing business for
years. They certainly keep us together.
54 PARTY JOKES—satire
COVER STORY
John Derek's Recipe for Bo's Roasted Rabbit: Get the most beautiful woman in
the world,
and a rabbit. Marinate the rabbit overnight, turning carefully every hour. After
12 hours,
remove the rabbit and pat dry. DO NOT RUB! Lay the rabbit aside, or outdoors.
Light a fire.
With your fingers, gently loosen the breast skin of the rabbit, pushing it into
two crescent
shapes. Bind the rabbit, tying up the cavity carefully so as not to bruise the
flesh. Skewer,
roast, baste, turn, burn, flip, sear, char, flame, broil for hours and hours
and hours, and eat.
Cover photograph by John Derek (of course).
Roasted rabbit by Harrison/Erickson, Inc. (of course).
56 JUST WHO CONTROLS THE NEWS MEDIA ANYWAY, HUH?... investigative reportage.
(NAME WITHHELD)
With conspiracies surrounding us all and even our best friends plotting to do
us in, how can we really know who to trust and who to disbelieve, The specter
of disinformation is everywhere—just think about what your mother told
you about sex. We've finally got it unraveled for you and, lo and behold, you're
not paranoid after all; you've got it right.
59 ITEMS FROM OUR CHRISTMAS CATALOG—christmas gifts ...ALFRED GINGOLD
It'll be a cold day at the North Pole before Kris Kringle can match this bounty
of mouth-watering stocking-stuffers. But seriously, this is the most outrageous
array of leverage any 11th Hour Santa could expect! And they're from the most
famous "Items" guy of them all. If you don't find your heart's desire
here, your heart's not in the right place.
63 THE GIRLS OF PENTHOUSE—pictorial
We've never believed the old saw that if you stand 'em on their heads they all
look alike, but we sure are getting hard up for new "Girls Of" features.
This month we came up with an idea that just could keep us going for another
thirty years. Think of all the possibilities.
71 PLAYBOY'S AUTOPEDIA 1984—modern living BRUCE McCALL
Our preview and review of the latest and newest four-wheeled friends is sure
to send Lee Iacocca running back to the loan desk. If your mouths don't water
at this array of revved-up horseless buggies, you're just not pumping ethyl.
77 SHEL SHOCKED—poetry SHEL SHOCK
A rhyme doesn't have to rhyme to be a poem and our chrome-domed bohemian here
versifies for maximum market appeal, proving yet again that he's a man born
of caesurian section.
THE UNRELEASED NOVEMBER 1963 PLAYBOY—history
After thirty years, we believe that Playboy is truly a part of the American
scene. November 1963 was a critical, historic moment that divided two eras,
as it were (and it did). In an unprecedented feat of publishing archaeology,
we have unearthed the "lost" November 1963 issue, the only issue we
never put out. "The saddest are these: 'It might have been!' "
INTRODUCTION 81
COVER 83
PLAYBOY CLUB NEWS 42
PLAYBOY INTERVIEW: JOHN F. KENNEDY 25
THE PLAYBOY ROUND TABLE—prognostication 36
ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE ENTRANCE—fiction IAM FLENING 48
SOUTH VIETNAM: SEX WITH A NEW SLANT—travel 58
PLAYBOY'S ALL-STAR NEGRO POLL 75
THE SICK WORLD OF LENNY BRUCE—personality . . .NOT HENTOFF 69
LITTLE GRANNIE FANNY—cartoon synthesis 100
In which our heroine, who has now ripened in the fullness of time, proves beyond
a doubt that beyond mammary kick ball, geriatric sex is never wasted on the
young.
102 NEXT MONTH
A sensitive and revealing description of what might appear in next month's PLAYBOY
The Parody if in fact such a magazine existed which it doesn't. Of course then
we'd have to write it.
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