National Screw June 1977

6 THE EGOLESSNESS OF HEROES
Conversations with Allen Ginsberg
by Victor Bockris
Allen's ideas on what makes a hero might not be yours—but who ever called you a genius?
11 TEENY TULIP
Photo essay
A twat who can add, subtract, and multiply by two.
18 DION AND RICKY NELSON: GREASE MEETS WEST
Interviews by Scott Cohen
They have nothing in common but their combs.
22 DID YOU SEE THE TROOPER SHOOT THE BIKER?
Expose by Noe Goldwasser
Photographs by Mark Ivins
The New Jersey Turnpike becomes a death trap for a 17-year-old cyclist.
28 KEY WEST: THE REAL REEFER MADNESS
Article by Janel Bladow
A snort, a blow, and a sunset—what more can anyone ask for?
34 LOS NINOS LOCOS
Fiction by William Burroughs
New adventures in Mexico with the wild boys.
38 SMUT: HOW TO WRITE PORN FOR FUN AND PROFIT
Article by Gerald F. Francischelli
Better than psychoanalysis! Write out your fantasies and get paid for them.
42 ELIZABETH PATRICK
Photo essay
Death is the only aphrodisiac she knows.
51 HOT TYPE
Compiled by Manny Neuhaus
A perfect exercise for speed readers.
57 SELECTRA-HATE
Parody by Robert Romanoli
I think I hate you, let's ball.
61 TWELVE WHO HAVE THE BIG APPLE OVER A BARREL
Photo portfolio by Mike McKenzie
And not a rotten one in the bunch.
65 SHIT LIST
Venoma by Al Goldstein
Al contemplates Farrah Fawcett-Majors and hires a hooker instead.
66 HETTY HEIFETZ
Photo essay by Mike Foldes
A concert that would outrage Alice Cooper.
72 THE FUTURE IS NOW
Article by Bob Schneider
Nuclear family destroyed by meat-eating fern—now at neighborhood theatres.
78 THE DONG SHOW
Parody by Dean Latimer
Illustration by Tom Hachtman
Three dongs and you' re covered with come.
81 THE GROOVE ROOM
Movie feature
Jack the Ripper whacks off to the beat of the Victorian Rag.
86 BEGINNERSB FOR   BONDAGE
Article by Eric Brewer
Fan's notes by Chris Cassel Get ready to tie one on.
90 SMUT FROM THE PAST
Column by J.J. Kane
Bras and panties that will never be white again.
92 THE QUALITY OF LIFE
Cartoon by Will Eisner
If this is modern times, give us the bad old days.