Men Only Vol. 40 # 11

6 HOT POURRI Compiled by Alan Radnor
8 SECRET WOMEN, SECRET LOVES J. T. Izard
12 SUE Fred Enke UNDERGROUND CLASSICS Joan Goodman
21 DID YOU EVER SEE A MARTIAN MAKING LOVE ? Brian Aldiss
30 MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE CEILING Karl Steiner
34 GINNY Mike Bramman
40 THE ONLY STUFFING YOU GET IS IN THE TURKEY Les Dawson
44 TVR Mike Casali
48 VINCENT PRICE INTERVIEW Mike Bygrave
51 LEE Amnon Bar-Tur
60 THE BIGGEST BROTHEL CAPER OF THEM ALL Francis Selwyn
63 1976 COUPLES CALENDAR
75 THANK YOU AND GOODBYE! Ann Summers
78 0, COME ALL YE FAITHFUL
80 STEVE HARLEY, COCKNEY REBEL AROUSER Amnon Bar-Tur
85 MODUS OPERANDI Edited by David Jones
90 FIONA IN HONOLULU Fiona Richmond
100 COMMUNICATION
101 CAROLINE Fred Enke

EDITORIAL
May we suggest the most frustrated character in history as being Santa Claus. The poor son-of-a-bitch comes only once a year.
Living with fairies in the frozen wild can have its effect . . .
But readers of this part-warming magazine should not face the problems of -poor old Uncle Santa, especially after perusing the collection of Yuletide goodies we offer to fill your stockings, or anything else you feel like filling. Brian Aldiss, the hand-reared boy himself, slips into his space-suit to find out just how a Martian would make love. Star Trek was never like this!
Christmas is a time to reflect and feel love for all human beings — and in case you forget this, our Couples Calendar should keep you aware during the following year. Les Dawson, who respects neither tradition nor history, feels that the Christmas Dinner is "Man's ultimate folly" and in an excruciatingly funny piece, explains why. Add Francis Selwyn's tale of Sergeant Verity, and a look at some stories you were never told at school, and you have a fine Christmas selection. You can't help have a good time ! Tony Power.