Mayfair Vol. 34 # 13

REGULARS
4 Mayfair Male
You can judge what a person is like by their handwriting. Not in terms of their style, but in regard to what it is they write. As for this sex-mad lot — we know what's on their minds!
38 Scene From Mayfair
It's Christmas time! Oh yeah, oh yeah! And if you're looking for some ideas for last minute gifts — go to Argos! Either that or just sit back and read our news section called Scene.
62 Celebrity Sizzlers
As it's Christmas, we've gone all out and have obtained filthy pictures of Santa naked along with his lady wife and his factory of elves! You can see his cock and everything!
90 Quest
If you could ask a women anything, what would it be? Maybe, "Have you ever had a lesbian experience you could tell us about?"
98 Next Month
Will there be a next month? Or will we all have had it thanks to Y2K? Nah, we'll be fine...
THE GIRLS
Take a look at the the picture on the right and then answer this simple question: How the holy fuck do you get a job like tha? We don't mean being a model, we mean being that spawny geezer who's got his paws around saucy Veronica! This candid shot of Veronica was snapped on the set of this issue's Juxury lingerie shoot and, while all the clothes were indeed made to measure the lovely lady, getting Vron's voluptuous boobs to squeeze into some of the items was a tricky task indeed!
Luckily, the photographer's assistant was more than willing to help Ronnie get into (and out of) her kit. Some people have all the luck, huh?
5 Mitchelle
16 Veronica
29 Anita
55 Rebecca
64 Adele & Annie
94 Cherry
FEATURES
14 Ooh, Scary!
Scary Spice Mel G went on holiday to get away from it all. But who should be lurking nearby? A photographer!
16 Vron Comp
Get this. We are giving away over £1,500 worth of luxury lingerie that Veronica has worn! And no, it hasn't been laundered!
26 Shoot To Thrill!
To celebrate our 35th birthday next month we wanted to stage a party. We also wanted to make a load of hoax phone calls just for a laugh. Here's what happened when we let our fingers do the walking...
41 The Editor's Decision Is Final...
Over the last year our Ed has seen thousands of pictures of naked women. What a lucky cat, eh? Here are his top 50 fave poses from the last 13 issues. If you're interested.
52 Porn In The UK
Our pry into the world of Britpom continues as we track down the 'sex therapist' Neil Down to find just what makes his cock tick.