Mayfair Vol. 34 # 4

WHERE IT'S AT
4 Mayfair Male
We're forever being asked whether the readers' letters are real or not. Well, they are. Happy now? Nah, course you're not. What you need to do is to read some more of the saucy tales to make your mind up. Oh yeah, and your cock as hard as marble!
12 Extreme Sports
Okay, so once again we've pulled lots of wool over your eyes. The spectacular event known as 'human towers' isn't really a sport but it's very fucking extreme. You need good balance, a strong back, and whopping balls!
30 Treasured Islands
Forget the daily routine, forget work, forget the telly, forget life as you know it. Quit everything, get some money together and go and live on your own island. The sun, the sea, the fact you can walk about rude! Joy!
42 Celebrity Sizzlers
No man, ever in the history of time, has ever liked an actress without having some sort of sexual interest in them. Ever! And that's the truth, it is! Well let's up that interest with
our monthly parade of famous ladies from TV and film without any clothes on. Oh!
52 See Us On The Net!
Yes, see pictures of us on the Net — sitting on chairs with holes cut out of the crotches of our trousers! No, that's a lie, but you can see super-horny Mel do a striptease at our website — in wonderful full-motion video!
58 Scene From...
Bored of looking at our naked models? Then tilt your face at out monthly news round-up where we peruse lots of stuff hardly anybody wants. It's got thrills, chills, one new joke and lots of crude swearing.
90 Quest
Here's how Quest works. Even though we get lots of blokes writing in wanting to take part, it's our female readers who put the saucy column together. This month four women offer their thoughts on 'wet sex'.
98 Next Month
Next month we're going to clone every one of our models and give them away for free! So like, watch out for that. But if for some reason it doesn't happen (which it won't) here's who you can see soon — in the nuddy!
98 Subscribe
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PICTORIALS
5 Jazz
13 Paula
22 Edith
33 Veonica
42 Celebrity Sizzlers
44 Karen White
52 Mel
58 Scene From
63 Paige
94 June