Ice November 2001

CRUSHED
6 ICE-BREAKERS
Teen sex myths, Vinnie Jones, Britney camps,ugly footballers, low-riders, horoscopes, words of the month.
31 ALAN PARKER: THE GIMMICK
The Urban Warrior returns, sticks the boot into The Strokes and comes over all sentimental about The Stranglers.
39 CHRIS HUNT:MOD FOR IT!
Cambridge United fan goes mad in Colditz and tries to break in. Does he make it?
99 FASHION
The suit is sexy and not just a Fast Showstaple. Plus label of the month, cool shoes and some gunk for your barnet.
115 ICE EXTRA
The month ahead. Shaken and stirred. Movies, gigs, TV, events, competitions. Plus.
144 KITTY LETTERS
Ms Ice Maiden dispenses her unique brand of advice and counselling.
145 ICE AT LARGE
Out and about at Schooldisco.com. We asked a group of 'schoolgirls' — 'what's the wickedest thing you've ever done behind the bike sheds?'
THE LAYDEEZ'
28 JORDAN
83 CAPRICE
42 CHARLIE O'NEAIE
Exclusive and pulsating pics. Did we say she's net wearing much?
FEATURES
40 POLICE STORY
LA's SWAT team. Mg blokes with guns
and nice uniforms come to kick buff.
44 ROBBIE SAVAGE
Leicester City's full-on midfielder. He's blonde, he's fast.... buggered if we can finish off a chant for him.
50 SIIPKNOT
Iowa's Satan-worshipping, crack-imbibing hit-makers. 'Cept, they're not. They do rock, though. We try to figure outnumber?
57 DAVE HASIAM
DJ Dave Haslam bossed the decks at The Hacienda. He's just written a book.
169 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW BOUT SEX
11 APOCALYPSE NOW, REDUX
Coppola's classic war movie has an extra hour's worth of footage added. Moody and brilliant. Plus, stage your own mini-epic.
88 BANGKOK BODYSNATCHERS
There's dead-endjobs and dead-end jobs...
93 CHOKE
Extract from the latest from Chuck (Fight Club) Palahnuik
96 CAR
Renault Clio V-something - or-other. like the proverbial smelly stuff off a shovel. Tricky
130 BURGLAR DIARIES
Danny Kings cult-in-the-making tale of cops and crimes.

EDITORIAL NOTE
Jordan. That word on its own is enough to have us guys, frankly, pretty steamed-up. Because this is a universal truth, we've got a world magazine exclusive — her first new nude shots in three years. Deep breath now, before you turn to page 20. We complement this with saucy Solero lass, Charlie O'Neale (spoken for, investment banker, bugger it!) and snaps of Caprice. Elsewhere, Slipknot — specifically number 7 — spews forth the 'Knot manifesto; DJ Dave Haslam on DJ-lifestyle, and Apocalypse Now, now a Redux, thanks to Francis ford Coppola. finally, 169 Things You Really Oughta Know About Sex... lt"s wild. Thereb stuff you dorit know in there. it's an education. Honest. Talking of education, your mag ends with a night at Schooldisco. Judging by the pics, you ought to attend...