Hustler May 2010

GIRLS
28 AUDREY BITONI
Naughty & Nice
Photography by Holly Randall
45 LUPE FUENTES
12 Questions for a Porn Star
Photography by T. Ritter
61 TAYLOR TILDEN & ARIES KNIGHTLY
Three the Hard Way
Photography by Earl Miller
76 ALISON STAR
Wild Thing
104 NOT THREE'S COMPANY XXX
Chrissy and Janet finally make Jack prove he's a man's man.
Photography by X-Play/LFP Video
121 SARA LIZ
That New Girl Smell
Photography by Jose Luis
161 BLUE
Chicken of the Sea
Classic Photography by Bob Veze
FEATURES
38 BASEBALL PREVIEW
Our picks for MLB teams and players to watch this season.
Roundup by BaseballPresscorn
42 TAKE IT OFF!
The graphic art of burlesque
Retrospective by KK. Le Roque
54 POKING FUN AT CARRIE PREJEAN
Cartoon Parody by Bob Muleady
56 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF KATSUNI
Meet the Eurasian XXX superstar who defines classy and nasty
Profile by M. Allen Nathan
60 THE BATAAN WEDDING MARCH
As the groom walks down the aisle, is he doomed?
74 DRUG WAR FIASCO
A racist criminal justice system is destroying lives and wasting billions of dollars.
Report by Debbie Epstein
90 WHAT OBAMA IS UP AGAINST
Our President is being held hostage by spooks and generals.
Article by Russ Baker
94 THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE
Dick too small? Too thin? Dr. James Elist has the fix for you.
Article by M Allen Nathan
STANDARDS
3 SEX PARODY
Tiger Woods for Nookie
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Who Is Really Running America?
by Larry Flynt
9 TECH KNOW
Win an interactive alarm. clock!
10 GAME ON
Adventures, DJs and hot Asian chicks!
11 ROBERT SCHEER
Obama Was Snookered by Wall Street Patsies
13 NAT HENTOFF
Manufacturing "Politically Correct" Professors
15 ALEX BENNETT
Breaking News: There Is No News
17 MAMIE VAN DOREN
Sing_ ing a New Song
19 FEEDBACK
Strippers, crooks and Janelle Priego
20 POLITICAL PARODY
Glenn Beck: I'm Not Batshit Crazy
21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Dick Armey
23 BITS & PIECES
Stripper expo. Tera Patrick
becomes an author and ESPN's
Erin Andrews gets dicked
36 HOT LETTERS
Distance runner's sexy boost
37 CLASSIC CARTOONS
Filthy and forever young
44 TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH
Maiden Voyage
by Camille Chanel
69 COUGARS UNLEASHED
Sienna Brookes
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
When punch lines kill
93 PINUP BY NICK GEORGIOU
97 GIRLS OF MYSPACE
Catholic girl Miss Cate
98 SIGHTS & SOUNDS
Six-string superhero Steve Vai on Flynt, Zappa and a swarm of bees.
102 MOVIE MAMMARIES
Anna Faris: Box-office Bunny
103 FAMOUS FLESH
Amy Winehouse's brand-new boobs
112 COLLEGE REPORT
Tennessee football fans' fury
113 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Bawdy bookworm Ruby
114 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
Hollywood nails Palin, WKRPand 90210 get a filth-over, and Adrianna goes gape-shit.
130 BEAVER HUNT
Appetizing amateurs to feast your eyes on