Celebrity Sleuth # 65

`COURTING' DISASTER
4 Celebrity Rehab LINDSAY LOHAN
8 Sex Kitten Spy ANNA CHAPMAN
12 Sex, Drugs & Reconcile STEPHANIE SEYMOUR
16 Sex & Suicide NOEMIE LENOIR
NAKED & THE DEAD
20 `Chubby' Hubby BRITTANY MURPHY
24 Craig's List Kill•her JULISSA BRISMAN
28 Preacher Creature FELICIA TANG
32 Clothes Hanger DAUL KIM
JESSE'S GIRLS
36 Blindsided SANDRA BULLOCK
40 Biker `Bombshell' MICHELLE McGEE
44 Sexting Spouse BRIGITTE DAGUERRE
PLAY BALL!
48 From NBA to XXX BRANDY BLAIR
52 Pair•aguay's World Cups LARISSA RIQUELME
56 Dutch Treat BOBBI EDEN
60 Jets Making Passes INES SAINZ
GIRLS ON FILM
64 Dethroned & Boned CARRIE PREJEAN
68 The Councilman's Wife ANABELA JANKE
72 The Ma•tricks MONTANA FISHBURNE
76 The `Gag' Next Door KARISSA SHANNON
`BIG' TROUBLE
80 Hershey Barred SHEYLA HERSHEY
84 Looker to Hooker SUE SIMMONDS
88 Barack & a Soft Place VIVIANE CASTRO
DEPARTMENTS
94 Nudes•N•Notes
97 Back Issue Specials
98 Web Site Discount Offer
EDITORIAL
"Well you're a real tough cookie with a long history-, badass belter Pat Benatar began 1979's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"...and this first-ever issue dedicated to "Bad Girls" could be divided into such a series of sections (see Contents at right): Mug Shots, Morgue Shots, Belly Shots, Long Shots, Pop Shots and Body Shots! And we're hitting you with our BEST SHOTS of each of our troubled temptresses.
"She is a ballsy, intelligent young woman with a lot to say," one reviewer raved of Abigail Vona—the attractive adolescent author of Bad Girl: Confessions of a Teenage Delinquent (inset). And not to be juvenile, but Abby admits: "Unfortunately, even in the
literary world sex sells but youth and beauty aren't always a good thing." As New York magazine told her tale: "46-year-old PR flack (Douglas Dechert) picks up 18-year-old dyslexic belly dancer (Abigail) at a Central Park Boathouse benefit. She yearns to write a book about her fifteenth year, which she spent as a juvenile delinquent in a
Tennessee lockdown facility. He becomes her lover. agent. and consigliere on her memoir—titled Bad Girl—until the romance's denouement."
"People are focusing on the fact that I royally fucked up with a boyfriend," Vona sneers. And even though she "lived a life so far out of control (booze, boys, drugs, stealing and runaway charges) that her father committed her for 'behavior modification,"' the tart teen asserted: "I'm not that flicked up. I think my parents went a little bit overboard in sending me there" (to penal Peninsula Village in Louisville, TN}.
Perhaps. but listen to a typical passage from Abby's memoir, involving a )something breakdancer named Keno: "After a while we started to kiss and do a little more. At that stage of the game I was a little dickophobic. Besides, he didn't like getting blowjobs or going down on me. I think it was a Jamaican thing. He was on top. I didn't fuck him but it was an amazing experience of dry flanking. I wasn't very experienced so I don't know if he got off."
"In reality," Vona recently revealed about her 28-years-older mentor Dechert, "I lost my virginity to him. "People from home were like, what the fuck why are dating this older guy? And I think I'm a little fucked up when it comes to men." Clearly, since after their breakup Dechert dished about .email in a screed "rife with alleged abortions and kinky sex." A sample: "The only compromise she's had to make for her early success was to evince a willingness to use her body as an oral/genital sperm receptacle for a reasonably attractive older man." "He made me look like a whore," Abby fumes, "calling me a'receptaclé for his 'sperm' on his Web site. I just hope everyone will judge my book by its cover." And our mag by its contents!
Bad tothe 'Bone'
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