Celebrity Sleuth # 63, Ingénudes 19

`RISING' STARLETS
4 Mamma Mia! AMANDA SEYFRIED
8 Mamma Moonlight' SHANNYN SOSSAMON
12 Funny `Bunny' ANNA FARIS
16 Cloverfield ODETTE YUSTMAN
20 Donnie Darko JENA MALONE
GIRLS GONE WILD!
24 Deep Throat Redux LINDSAY LOHAN
28 Open All Night PARIS HILTON
32 Laying Down the `Law' SIENNA MILLER
36 Fergie's `Black Eye' PRINCESS EUGENIE
BLOCKBUSTERS
40 Hellboy SELMA BLAIR
44 Mission: Impossible III MICHELLE MONAGHAN
48 Sleeping Beauty EMILY BROWNING
52 Twilight Saga KRISTEN STEWART
LEAKS OF `PEAKS'
56 Total `Eclipse' ASHLEY GREENE
60 High School Musical Two! VANESSA HUDGENS
64 Justin Time JESSICA BIEL
68 Giving Ronnie `Wood' EKATERINA IVAN OVA
DEVILISH DAUGHTERS
72 Pretty `Babies' EVA AMURRI
76 `Partridge' Pair KATIE CASSIDY
80 Camera Buff ZOOEY DESCHANEL
84 Our Heroin PEACHES GELDOF
88 The Daughter Also Rises DREE HEMINGWAY

EDITORIAL
"A surge of voyeuristic entertainment has swept Young Hollywood," the New York limes recently remarked, "where sex tapes and leaked photos can be considered a means to stoke or revive careers" (see Hilton, Paris – page 281. Adds Australia's Sydney Morning Herald paper: 'With all the hype and hullaballoo surrounding the nudity and sex-tape mania, one can only hope that young starlets out to make a buck or two, and have their '15 minutes of fame,' won't be so silly as to resort to these types of extremes and tacky methods of exploitation to get their names in the tabloids for all the wrong reasons." By all rights, though, they're born for Sleuthdom ...
As the Sydney scold cautions: "Of course if you're doing your own set of tasteful nude spreads for the eyes of your partner only (check out our entire "Leaks of `Peaks"' section, beginning on page 56), just remember to keep the originals. You never know where they'll end up ...." By now, you should!
As we "enter" our 21st year with our 19th examination of nubile "newcomers—FOURTEEN of whom are "losing it" for the first time in our pages—we must note the current controversy surrounding published pix of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus (who won't be "legal" until this November 23rd}. For that reason, we've yet to "do her," but that hasn't stopped other outlets from wanting "in": One online poll, taken when she was barely 15, asked, "Do You Think Miley Cyrus is a Virgin?"—to which 76% of respondents answered "No."
But the blossoming brunette says "Yes"—her fledgling flower has not been plucked: "I want to keep my virginity until I many," Miley maintains. "I was brought up in a Christian family"—with a groupie mom "who got a huge insurance settlement she used to follow dad Billy Ray while he was touring," according to CossipList.com. "She was lucky enough to hookup with him, hang on to him, and get knocked up."
To prevent that happening to the daughter, prophylactic peddler Lifestyles has offered her $1 million to promote its condoms: 'We believe that Miley is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America." Lifestyles even vowed to ship a lifetime supply of condoms to the Tween Queen for "whenever she feels the time is right."
Of course, there's an alluring alternative to not "Achy Breaking It": After private snaps of Miley "making out with a girl" leaked onto the 'net in early 2008, Cyrus sneered: "That's one of my best friends. It's two girls at a sleepover, and if all of a sudden that's bad, then what is the world coming to?" Um...The Rapture?!
And let's not forget that Miley has a role model: "People mention child performers who have gone off the rails," she sighs, "but there are also stable people like Jodie Foster. She called to give me advice, which was great." For all of us ...
'Waiting' As Long As It Takes,
Sleuth