Celebrity Sleuth Vol. 8 # 9, Tele-Visions 8

Top Quality Programming!
COURT TV
4 Body of Evidence MARCIA CLARK
6 Judge `Socks' It to Reporter TRACIE SAVAGE
8 'Dangerous' Liaison PAULA BARBIERI
10 O.J.'s Secret Fantasy CONNIE STEVENS
12 Nicole's True Best Friend ROBIN GREER
14 Stalked By Obsessed lover' JUSTINE BATEMAN
16 'James Caan Tried to Kill Me!' LEESA ROWLAND
18 Golden Girl's Beau Plots Murder RUE McCLANAHAN
20 The Price Wasn't Right DIAN PARKINSON
22 `Wings' Babe's Silicone Falls Flat- FARRAH FORKE
24 Fur Flies Over Arrest! RICKI LAKE
26 Life in the Fast Lane LaGENA GREENE
VEE•JAYBIRDS
28 The Rock Republican KENNEDY
32 Latin Beat DAISY FUENTES
34 Class of '96 KARI WUHRER
FABULOUS? ABSOLUTELY!
36 Edina JENNIFER SAUNDERS
38 Patsy JOANNA LUMLEY
40 Jackie KATE O'MARA
42 Bubble JANE HORROCKS
THE 'FOX' NETWORK
44 Beverly Hills 90210 TORI SPELLING
46 Models, Inc. KYLIE TRAVIS
48 Models, Inc. TERESA HILL
50 Models, Inc. GARGELLE BEAUVAIS
SIT•MOMS
52 Family Ties MEREDITH BAXTER
54 The Wonder Years ALLEY MILLS
56 Growing Pains JOANNA KERNS
58 Married...with Children KATEY SAGAL
60 Picket Fences KATHY BAKER
CHANNEL SURFING
62 Hawaii Five-0 SHARON FARRELL
64 Baywatch PAMELA ANDERSON
68 Baywatch YASMINE BLEETH
70 Baywatch Nights LISA STAHL
72 Acapulco H.E.A.T. ALISON ARMITAGE
74 Acapulco H.E.A.T. HOLLY FLORIA
76 Acapulco H.E.A.T. CATHERINE OXENBERG
'80s LADIES
78 Dallas SHEREE J. WILSON
80 Dynasty JOAN COLLINS
82 The Colbys KIM MORGAN GREENE
84 Knots Landing MICHELE LEE
86 Falcon Crest VICTORIA RACIMO
88 Falcon Crest KATE VERNON
LATEST 'PEAKS'
90 Laura Palmer SHERYL LEE
92 Donna Hayward LARA FLYNN BOYLE
94 Audrey Home SHERILYN FENN
96 Shelly Johnson MADCHEN AMICK

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EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
Entertainment Weekly recently paid referential tribute to "The Greatest Shows on Earth" by listing the following: "Sophocles' Antigone. Da Vinci's Mona Lisa. Mozart's Jupiter Symphony. Sherwood Schwartz's Gilligan's Island." As EWexplained, "All great works of art have one thing in common: They endure. To generation after generation, they deliver universal truths so searingly powerful that they burn themselves into our collective unconscious—even if, on TV, those truths are seldom more profound that You bet your hippy. The classics are timeless." And now it's time for a classic "Tele•Visions 8". .
"Everybody thinks they're the sleuth now," Dade County (Fla.) criminal judge Marilyn Milian muses about the effect that daily television coverage of the O.J. Simpson Trial is having in her courtroom. Even at the outset of the case, Juice's lead attorney Johnnie Cochran made this prediction about his adversary Marcia Clark: "She's very focused. It's going to be a major, major, major matchup." But when this Sleuth pleaded to take her on, it was no contest {focus on Marcia's overwhelming "Body of Evidence" as our opening statement on the docket, p. 41.
Beginning with compelling testi-moaning from our twelve "Court TV" jurists imprudent, Sleuth's witness list continues with the beat of "Vee•Jaybirds"; the X-cesses of "Fabulous? Absolutely!"; Spelling 'em out on "The 'Fox' Network"; nursing from the 19-inch screen that writer Harlan Ellison calls "the glass teat" with five never-before-seen "Sit•Moms"; making waves with beach babes while "Channel Surfing"; relishing prime choices in "Eighties Ladies"; and reaching a final verdict with the Lynch party of "Latest {Twin} Peaks."
"Television is like an X-ray," concludes the tube's top designer Bob Mackie. "It shows all. So the clothes have to be well made. They may only be on the screen for five minutes, but they have to be PERFECT." We've tried to come as close as we can for you...
Resting our Case,