Celebrity Sleuth by Volume Vol. 8 # 8

POLITICS' Strange BEDFELLOWS!
CONGRESSIONAL LIAISONS
4 Her Ways and Means FANNE FOXE
8 Making Hays ELIZABETH RAY
12 Dan Quayle's 'Tomatoe'? PAULA PARKINSON
16 'My Capitol Secrets' RITA JENRETTE
18 Monkey Business DONNA RICE
22 Down the Hatch! ELISA FLOREZ
ENGLAND SWINGS
24 A Matter of Honor MONICA COGHLAN
26 The Commons Call Girl PAMELLA BORDES
30 Toe-Sucking Tory ANTONIA de SANCHA
32 Miss Hanky Spanky ANTONIA MOORE
34 'No Defense' LADY BIENVENIDA BUCK
AFFAIRS OF STATE
38 Lucky Pierre! SUZANNE PERRY
40 Japanese Yen MIEKO ENOMOTO
44 Cry for Argentina CRISTINA SOLEDO
46 Brazil 'Nut' LILIAN RAMOS
LADIES, FIRST:
50 Indonesia DEW SUKARNO
54 Poland DANUTA WALESA
56 Greece DIMITRA PAPANDREAU
60 Italy VERONICA BERLUSCONI
CRIMES OF PASSION
64 `Swapping' at Bloomingdale's VICKI MORGAN
66 Naughty Nympho KATHY WILLETS
70 The Unkindest Cut LORENA & JOHN BOBBITT
VIRGINIA IS FOR LOVERS!
74 Wilder than Most! PATRICIA KLUGE
78 Robb's Rubdown TAI COLLINS
80 Ollie's Dolly FAWN HALL
BALLOT FOXES
82 America's First Nude Mayor JENNIFER WESNER
84 Cop to Call Girl NORMA JEAN ALMODOVAR
86 'Buns in the Bundestag' DAGMAR WOHRL
88 Fascist Fox ALESSANDRA MUSSOLINI
90 Porn Parliamentarian LA CICCIOLINA
94 Party of Love MOANA POZZI

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EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
Just before preparing this issue, I was eating at my favorite Chinese restaurant and received these two fortune cookie messages: "Beware of girl who is like a road—pretty, but crooked"; and "An honest politician is like Earth: flattened at the polls." Definitely an omen...but there's nothing flat—or dishonest—about this full-bodied, fact-filled tribute to the wondrous "WOMEN OF SCANDAL"...yet another.Sleuthian first in the men's magazine field!
"Ever since Eve first offered Adam a snack," Mademoiselle observed, "women have been capable of destroying men through temptation. Delilah, Cleopatra and Mata Had knew that the way to a man's heart is not only through his stomach!" Similarly, our cover girl Donna Rice knew the way to Gary Hart lay in a trip down south—and this one Floridian slip perhaps cost him the Presidency. "Within a few hours," Bella Donna lamented, "my life had been turned upside down and placed on public display. Everybody's got some old bones in their closet, and now mine are out."
Fortunately we've kept all the skin covering those shapely bones, along with three dozen other gals with pals in high places. "Today," Mademoiselle continued, "mere proximity to a famous man's zipper is enough to make you a star" la little Talon goes a long way?}. Added Fame: "Almost anybody who has a little gimmick—involvement in a sex scandal will do very nicely—can be a CELEBRITY today." But only SLEUTH can furnish the naked truth!
As Queens borough boss Matthew Troy once summed it up: "Politics is men who kiss your ass and women who kiss your ----" and we've assem- bled the tastiest ballot foxes and pol dolls ever laid between the covers. "Unlike Italy," Allure recently wrote, "where porn star Cicciolina {p. 90} was proudly elected to office, America may not be ready for the bodacious and brainy." Ready or not, here they come...
Thy Shalt Not Put Thy Rod in Thy Staff,