Celebrity Sleuth Vol. 4 # 3, Tele-Visions

CRIMES & MS. DEMEANORS
4 L.A. Law SUSAN DEY
6 L.A. Law JOYCE HYSER
8 Wiseguy PATTI D'ARBANVILLE
12 Wiseguy JOAN SEVERANCE
14 Night Court MARKIE POST
16 Night Court ELLEN FOLEY
GRIN & BARE IT
17 Laverne & Shirley LESLIE EASTERBROOK
18 Cheers SHELLEY LONG
19 Who's the Boss? KATHERINE HELMOND
20 Webster SUSAN CLARK
22 We've Got It Made TERI COPLEY
26 The Golden Girls BETTY WHITE
28 Designing Women ANNIE POTTS
29 Designing Women KIM ZIMMER
FOX-y LADIES
30 The Tracey Ullman Show TRACEY ULLMAN
32 Alien Nation MICHELE SCARABELLI
33 Alien Nation TERRI TREAS
34 A Current Affair CINDY ADAMS
PILOTS THAT NEVER TOOK OFF
36 Busting Loose BARBARA RHOADES
38 Longstreet MARLYN MASON
40 It's Your Move CAREN KAYE
42 Ladies' Man LOUISE SOREL
BODS & ENDS
44 The Benny Hill Show SUZY MANDEL
47 The Benny Hill Show LINDSAY NEIL
48 Saturday Night Live VICTORIA JACKSON
50 Regis And Kathie Lee KATHIE LEE GIFFORD
EWING'S SPEWINGS
52 Miss Ellie BARBARA BEL GEDDES
54 Sue Ellen Ewing LINDA GRAY
56 Kristin Shepard MARY CROSBY
58 Kimberly Cryder LEIGH TAYLOR-YOUNG
62 Vanessa Beaumont GAYLE HUNNICUTT
64 Laurel Ellis ANNABEL SCHOFIELD
66 Stephanie Gayle Rogers LESLEY-ANNE DOWN
70 Gaily Ewing CATHY PODEWELL
72 'I Dream of J.R' BARBARA EDEN
IN THEIR PRIME
74 Knots Landing TERI AUSTIN
76 The Colbys TRACY SCOGGINS
78 Dynasty CASSIE YATES
79 thirtysomething POLLY DRAPER
80 Falcon Crest ANDREA THOMPSON
82 China Beach CHLOE WEBB
84 China Beach DANA DELANY
'DAMN FINE TWIN PEAKS!'
86 Catherine Packard Martell PIPER LAURIE
88 Jocelyn Josie' Packard JOAN CHEN
90 Norma Jennings PEGGY LIPTON
91 Lucy Moran KIMMY ROBERTSON
92 'Sneak Peaks' SHERYL LEE
92 CHRIS MULKEY
92 RICHARD BEYMER
92 RUSS TAMBLYN
93 MADCHEN AMICK
93 MICHAEL ONTKEAN
93 KYLE MAC LACHLAN
94 Audrey Home SHERILYN FENN
98 Back Issues Available
99 Special Offers

EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER
"I've always been interested in secrets," confides Twin Peaks genius David Lynch. "Every human being is a detective and they are looking for the secret to be revealed." Happily, a chosen few of us are sleuths, and the secret we're looking to reveal has turned out to be the most interesting of all!
It's also among the most hidden, since surveys reveal that Americans are actually less tolerant of celebrities disrobing than drugging! As Spy magazine reported last January, 21 percent of respondents would not look down on their favorite star for admitting to "drug abuse" or "alcoholism," while only 3 pecent would be as forgiving of -doing nude scenes" {the only lower figure being for a prison term }. As Spy quipped: "Professional nudity, it turns out, is almost as objectionable as doing prison time, which provides a final, fitting bottom-of-the-barrel link betweeen Jessica Hahn and Jim Bakker."
We think you'll find our nineteenth installment of notable nudity to be anything but "objectionable," unless of course your prefer not to see more than fifty of television's top stars linked in final, fitting fashion ...or, in this case, hardly any fashions at all! Beginning with legal eagles sans briefs in "Crimes & Ms. Demeanors," you can giggle with the jiggles of "Grin & Bare It;" hunt down the "FOX-y Ladies" of the tube's naughtiest network; check the flaps on pulchritudinous "Pilots That Never Took Off " sample a smorgasbord of "Boils & Ends;" dream of drilling the best of J.R "Ewing's Spewings;" spend the night with drama mamas "In Their Prime;" and finish up where we began this column, with director David Lynch and his "Damn Fine Twin Peaks!"
We trust that'll be enough to hold your interest {that is what you're holding, isn't it?}, so we'll leave you with these concluding kind words from a recent review by Screw Magazine's Al Goldstein: "He's uncanny, he's relentless, he's a natural treasure—Celebrity Sleuth is to the nation's libido what Marlon Brando is to butter." And, at $4.95, we can hardly be considered the high-priced spread. With little or no margarine for eros, I humbly remain n