Club Confidential September 1999

SWEETIES!
22 Jamie
42 Tessa
52 Alex
81 Donna
108 Chelsea and Carla
SLUTS!
8 Kata Lynn and Gabriella
64 Katy
72 Hannah
102 Adele
160 Liz
SWINGERS!
34 Heavy Work Load!
58 Amateur Video Action
78 Nasty Readers!
116 Show Us Yours!
170 Jessica and Tom

EDITORIAL NOTE
Okay, if she swings that cock about twenty degrees to the left... and he spreads those pussy lips about an inch wider... and she then backs her ass down about six inches... then by our calculations we should have some hot pussy-stuffin' fucking on our hands. Let's just see if that works... yep, they're fuckin' alright!
That just proves that, to get people off the hardest, you've just got to do your math. And it just so happens that we've got the best fuckin' formula there is. It reads: Sweeties + Sluts + Swingers = the nastiest real sex magazine on the racks = a big hard swollen cock in your pants at all times. We call this formula The Confidential Guaranteed Boner Factor, and it always works, as you'll find out when you check out this edition.
Insatiable Eurosluts Kata Lynn and Gabriella (page 8) add a little 69 to the equation; you've never seen two hotter chicks than these go face-down in each other's cunt. The next magic number is 19; that's how old gorgeous Jamie (p22) is, and that's roughly how many inches of cock she wants crammed into her asshole. Did somebody say asshole? That's where anal slut Katy (p64) wants it all the time. And she'll get it too; our formula states that no backdoor is left unfucked. Check out Jessica on page 170, sliding down on twelve solid inches of meat, and you'll see what we mean. She'll get done, and so will smoking slut Alex (p52), nasty flasher Liz (p160), big-titted dyke babes Chelsea and Carla (p108), our horny office fuckers (p34)...
Our brand of math is kinda cool, ain't it? And with our three constant factors — blushing first-time-nude Sweeties, cock-chugging Sluts and nasty Swingers — the end result of our formula is always the same; you pumping sacful upon sacful of spunk all over our horny babes.