Rockstar September 2006

PICTORIALS
24 P.J. (Covergirl): SHAG-WORTHY
Photography by Michael Bisco
38 LUX KASSIDY: SHE'S THE BOMB
Photobgraphy by Michael Bisco
60 CASSIDEY RAE (Centerfold): BOUND TO PLEASE
Photography by Michael Bisco
80 LINDY: BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE
Photography by Michael Bisco
94 CRISTAL: THE EYES HAVE IT
Photography by Charles Lightfoot
130 ROCKSTAR ROOKIE A.J.

ISSUE'S STANDARDS
08 CONTRIBUTORS
11 Publisher's Statement
12 MAIL CALL
16 ROCKSTAR REPORT
Bulletins From Planet Freak
20 GEAR FACTOR
Five Accessories for Your ROCKSTAR Lifestyle
22 CONSOLE CULTURE
The Best New Video Games
128 LOVE LETTER
We Love Rebecca Romijn
13 PARTING NOTE
Geeky Gamers Get Totally Wet for the XBox 360

FEATURES
35 THE 10 BIGGEST SCANDALS IN SPORTS HISTORY
by Rick Cipes
48 AUTO EROTICA
Meet the Scantily Clad Vixens of NOPI
54 RHYMES AND REASON
Busta's Back With a Bang by Patrick Berkery
73 THE NEW SEX ED
How XXX Took Over Academia by Shane Andalou
76 HOT FOR STUDENT
If Female Educators Loving Underage Male Students is Wrong, These Women Don't Want to Be Right by Dan Kapelovitz
88 COMING TO HER SENSES
Getting Into Her Pants Through Her Eyes, Ears, Nose, Throat and Skin by Sean Hewitt
103 INVASION OF THE BODY-PARTS SNATCHERS
The Ghoulish Behavior of Michael Mastromarino and Joseph Nicelli by Kevin Giordano
107 VIEWER DISCRETION
Advised Congress Prepares to Screw You Yet Again With Its Proposed Cable Legislation by Lewis Helfand