Playboy March 2004

COVER STORY
Pay-per-view has never been so worthwhile. The WWE's sexiest wrestlers, Torrie Wilson and Sable, are sometimes enemies in the ring. But they were fun and frisky for Senior Contributing Photographer Arny Freytag. Both women have appeared separately in PLAYBOY, but this is their first clothes-barred match on our pages. Our Rabbit can be a real heel.

FEATURES
64 A DOG'S TALE
Having slapped handcuffs on more than 6,000 fugitives, Duane "Dog" Chapman is the world's greatest bounty hunter. So when Max Factor heir Andrew Luster fled the U.S. after being arraigned on rape charges, Dog followed his scent to Mexico and wound up tangling with the federales. An exclusive day-by-day account. BY KENT BLACK
80 THE AGONY AND ECSTASY OF ALEXANDER SHULGIN
This secretive chemistry wizard and former professor is the most important counter-cultural figure you've never heard of. He brought ecstasy to America, and a government raid hasn't stopped him from inventing—and ingesting—hundreds of other serotonin-enhancing drugs. Now he finally goes public about his rabid inner circle, his love-hate relationship with the DEA and how the future of human evolution will come about through psychedelic drugs. BY MARK BOAL
86 LAST-DITCH STUNT POLITICS
Nothing proved the power of the photo op better than W's aircraft carrier stunt complete with flight suit and MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner Now down to the wire, Democratic candidates will have to stage some electrifying public events of their own. Here are a few suggestions, starting with a Dick "Britney" Gephardt and Joe "Madonna" Lieberman make-out session.
113 CENTERFOLDS ON SEX: CHRISTI SHAKE
Kiss a woman right and you may win a trip to Fantasy Island.
114 MUD WARRIORS
We test the best new off-road cars, bikes and motorcycles on the dirtiest trails in the country. You'll need to hose yourself down after this report. BY JAMES R. PETERSEN
120 THE HOLY GRAIL
Some people collect baseball cards. Some people collect stamps. And some people fill their garages with the world's greatest collections of barf bags, empty beer cans and serial-killer artwork. Welcome to the world of the truly obsessed. BY DAVID PFISTER
138 20Q WILLIAM PETERSEN
On CSI, Petersen stars as head of the Las Vegas police department's crime investigations unit, which studies rotting corpses the way other people study a menu. But our evidence suggests he's nothing like the just-the-facts scientist you see on the tube. He believes in reincarnation, once passed out at the sight of his own blood and has been on the wrong side of the law himself. BY STEPHEN REBELLO

FICTION
76 GUTS
This excruciatingly vivid story of one man's adventures in self-gratification makes the authors Fight Club look like Bambi. BY CHUCK PALAHNIUK

INTERVIEW
59 JIM CARREY
The comedian with 1,000 faces refuses to be Hollywood's clown. In the Playboy Interview he reveals the monk behind The Mask. Carrey talks about his asceticism, saYs The Truman Show turned out to be prophetic, explains his approach to sex and describes the message he'd inscribe on a bomb. BY MICHAEL FLEMING

PICTORIALS
70 CYBER DREAMS
Every week our website features a new naked beauty. Now we expose our bare-bottom favorites to another medium—the printed page.
90 PLAYMATE: SANDRA HUBBY
Miss March rides tractors, helicopters and jets. Welcome aboard.
126 NO HOLDS BARRED
And no clothes allowed. Get in the ring with the WWE's hottest stars, Torrie Wilson and Sable.

NOTES AND NEWS
15 PLAYBOY'S CELEBRATION IN VEGAS
Het Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra ante up and party down at the Palms Casino Resort.
51 THE PLAYBOY FORUM
Jose Padilla's vanishing act, the spooky similarities between the invasions of Iraq by the British in 1920 and the U.S. in 2003, and oddball lobbyists.
163 PLAYMATE NEWS
Cameron Diaz plays a Playmate, and Brande Roderick stars in Starsky & Hutch.

DEPARTMENTS
3 PLAYBILL
19 DEAR PLAYBOY
23 AFTER HOURS
41 PLAYBOY TV
42 PLAYBOY.COM
45 MANTRACK
49 THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR
102 PARTY JOKES
160 WHERE AND HOW TO BUY
167 ON THE SCENE
168 GRAPEVINE 170 POTPOURRI

FASHION
104 STRONG SUITS
Warm weather is no obstacle to looking cool—even when the occasion calls for dressing up. BY JOSEPH DE ACETIS

REVIEWS
33 MOVIES
Actors who make laughable porn stars; the kicking conclusion to Kill Bill.
36 DVDS
Give a standing ovation to School of Rock; tolerate Intolerable Cruelty.
37 MUSIC
Rock out to Incubus; run with the Walkmen.
39 GAMES
Basketball's greatest take it to the hoop in NBA Ballers; Kristen Miller gives oral—to the first-ever voice-controlled action game.
40 BOOKS
Kinky Friedman kinks up Hitchcock; a look at the regular guy behind a cult; the true tale of a Boy Scout who built a nuclear reactor.