Whitehouse # 237

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EDITORIAL NOTE
Crap photographers, get outta my face. Put your lens caps on, get your monkeys and parrots out and go tout for trade on Brighton seafront, why doncha? I tell you, I've put up with some right berks since taking over at Whitehouse, and at long, long last I can give you an issue I'm PROUD of. As I see it, this is the way forward for sex publications in the 21st Century, "pure and simple every time" to quote one of my all-time favourite songs. Because what could be purer and simpler than BEAUTIFUL girls in DISGUSTING poses, photographed by the BEST PROFESSIONALS in the business? Not as easy as it sounds, my friends, but like all True Professionals, I make it look that way! (God, how I enjoy cracking the whip from time to time!) Show me a duff picture set in this issue and I'll have my girlfriends give free blowjobs all round - and that's a promise. Take the opening spread of cover girl Margot, for instance. Did you ever see such sparkling, vivid and downright dirty piccies in all your life? And what about that utterly gorgeous creature Eve Vorley starting on page 17? Isn't she simply too wonderful for words? The most beautiful glamour model in the UK, and no mistake. And a very nice person besides. Finally, what about the mega-threesome set starting on page 28, then? PHWOAR, or what? Men, this has GOT to be the dirtiest pictorial I've ever run in Whitehouse and if it causes a nationwide Erection Fever epidemic, then I reckon I deserve an MBE - as befitting your Multi-Bonking Empress.
Love,
EVE xxxx