Penthouse May 2009

PICTORIALS
40 TayaParker
Our Pet of the Year is also our Rock of Love
65 Absolutely Fabulous
Pet of the Month: Lexxi Tyler
86 Lounging Around
Zafira & Cindy
102 Down on the Farm
Sophia Lynn
120 Spring Fling
Isobel &Taylor
FULL FRONTAL
9 Revealing Entertainment
10 Flicks
The Star Trek reboot.
12 DVDs
The original Trek.
14 Sounds
Hip-hop icon Lil Wayne goes rock on Rebirth.
16 Joystick
Will Arnett and Neil Patrick Harris voice Eat Lead.
18 Reads
A look at In-N-Out Burger.
LIFE ON TOP
21 Burn! Baby, Burn!
Fire up the grill, and go beyond the standard burgers and dogs.
26 Driving Force
Mitsubishi's Lancer Evolution.
28 Pet Peeves
Tori Black.
29 Live and Learn
Can grooming the boys lead to better blowjobs?
30 Scoundrel
Meat-free zone.
32 The Pour House
The mint julep.
FEATURES
34 The Penthouse Top 40
Reality-show moments that make us proud to be prime-time voyeurs. By Kara Wahlgren
8 Rock of Love's Big John
Bret Michaels' right-hand man is interviewed by Pet of the Year Taya Parker.
54 Plum Smuggler
Thomas Lennon has been an actor, writer, and sketch comic. But he's just getting started. By John Bolster
58 Mongol Rally, Part One
A fearsome auto "race" that spans 9,000 miles, 18 countries, and 5 weeks. Breakdowns expected. Disaster desired. By John Rico
82 10 Steps Into the Woods
If you're heading into the wilderness, take it one step at a time. By Gregg Stebben
96 Baker's Dozen, Dude
Thirteen scenarios in which weed makes it possible to access your feminine side without repercussion. By Drew Magary
98 Tightly Tucked
Erotic fiction by Alison Tyler
DEPARTMENTS
4 Forum
48 Gametime
80 Hard News
112 Illustrated Forum
11 6 Dear Dr. Z
130 X-Rated Video
142 Peep Show