Oui August 1982

17 ORSON BEAN'S PAGE
The world's greatest storyteller kicks off his new monthly column with a surprising tale of beauty amid the beasts in "The Beautiful People."
22 JOHN CANDY: LATE-NIGHT SWEETMEAT
The portly yuckstet, heir apparent to the comedic throne of his late friend, John Belushi, SCTV's Candy speaks of drugs, depravity, destructive desires, and the ultimate dream: a nice home in the suburbs and an icebox full of Molson. Interview by Bob Crane.
44 MUSIC
PETER NOONE,
teeny heartthrob of sixties saccharine band Herman's Hermits, seeks to rekindle the old fame with a new album and a promising acting debut. Interviews by Mikael Kirke.
KIM WILDE
Success is also befalling Kim Wilde, in a more mellow key, while
MOTORHEAD OUT-AWFULS OZZY England's hard-cranking heavy-metal maniacs set out to beat ex-stagemate Ozzy Osbourne's wild OUI photo shoot. If clean-up time counts, they succeeded.
56 MADALYN CAROL
August's centerfold is a woman to reckon with. A rough-tough tomboy with a melt-in-your-hand heart. Madalyn will knock your jock off. Interview by Peter Wolff.
68 OUI VIEWS THE MOVIES
TRON is a Disney vehicle of another color. Through experimental electronic technique, the cartoon kings make the quantum leap to Futurefilm, with a "pinball wizard" for the eighties. Plus: THING AND THING AGAIN. John Carpenter remakes a horror classic into a master skin crawler. By James Delson.
84 THE GIRLS OF THE WORLD'S FAIR OUI found the pertiest passel of hilljillies that side of the Mason-Dixon when we visited Knoxville, Tennessee, and the 1982 Energy Fair. One look at these not-so-shy Southern belles, and you'll know where K'ville gets its sexual energy. Photos by George Luna, Bobby Hanson, Steve Carciofi, and Don Lewis. Story by Patrick King and Dian Hanson.
FEATURES
18 ROBIN MOORE: A visit to the Cannes Film Festival with Inchon, Mooré s Moonie movie.
30 THE HYDE REPORT: Tradition rears its stately head.
101 NEATNESS COUNTS: Only a teacher would know why they call it neat's-foot oil. A strange story of destiny following form by Charity Webb.
DEPARTMENTS AND OUI GIRLS
4 LETTERS Comments and confessions.
7 PHOTO STRIP Laure
13 PHOTO STRIP Gretchen
25 OUI VIEWS Film, record, and book reviews.
35 FOREIGN FILM: OLIVIA Another sweet surprise from abroad.
75 DIANE DAY (Covergirl)
Diane Day is one half (some say the better) of Motion, the Saturday night sensation of TV's Dance Fever. For a longer look at Ms. Day's resume, see her pictorial on page 75. Photos by Dick Zimmerman.