Maxim # 142, October 2009

FEATURES
62 Audrina Patridge
If you thought a Hills marathon was terrifying, wait'll you see Audrina's slasher flick, Sorority Row. Get your eyeballs ready for action with this scarily sexy shoot. By Ruth Hilton
70 Seth MacFarlane Does It His Way
A sit-down with Family Guy's freaky father.
By Neal Pollack
76 Icon: Woody Harrelson
We pick the brains of Zombieland's vegan star.
By Gavin Edwards
78 The 13 Most Unintentionally Scary Movie Scenes of All Time
Celluloid and cellulite are a dangerous mix.
80 Hot Blooded
The Vampire Diaries' Kayla Ewell gets our blood pumping.
By Jesse Will
84 Become a Professional Wino!
Your snob-free guide to vino. Bottoms up!
90 Hero Worship
Meet Oawn Olivieri, Heroes' supersexy new star!
By Dan Bova
92 "Erase This Story, or We'll Erase You"
Inside the Japanese mob.
By Jake Adelstein
DEPARTMENTS
12 Letters
Your complaints and congrats. Gosh, you people really like using the word hate, don't you? Plus, we open ye olde Maxime mailbag!
17 Circus Maximus
Celebrate summer's end with two pages of bikini-clad celebs, learn how to rent out your pad for porn, and a slammin' bartender gives saucy dating advice.
35 Rated
Aged rockers Anvil are collecting DVD royalties and Social Security checks, Dexter star Michael C. Hall reflects on death, and so do we with our preview of Megan Fox's new flick, Jennifer's Body. It'll scare the pants off ya!
49 Stuff
We kick around Nike's latest performance enhancing soccer ball, then floor Mercedes' ultimate supercar in Germany. Rather just sit around? Check out the latest high-def TVs.
56 Columns
Tips for picking up your waitress crush, and we examine the prescription drug craze on America's campuses. Oh, today's youth!
98 Style
Channel fall's go-to looks as seen on TV's top actors (like Gossip Girl's Penn Badgley and Aziz Ansari from Parks and Recreation). Never look like a schlub again!
118 The Decider
Don't blow another year dressed as Pocahontas—let us pick your sartorially scary costume this Halloween!