Maxim # 134, February 2009, Cover 2 of 2

Features
44 The Real Swimsuit Issue
Maxim's annual bikini blowout heats up Turks & Caicos with a sizzling shoot of the world's top swimsuit models. Caution: Contents extremely hot!
66 Maxim's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse
Financial ruin, rogue nukes, an alarming shortage of bees—we breakdown the causes arth's doom and tell you how to be the âst man standing. BY ROGER LANHAM
70 Nasty Boy
3o Rock funnyman Tracy Morgan has veered fromrthe path of self-destructivecomic geniuses like John Belushi and Chris Earley. But that doesn't mean he's completely sane. BY NOELLE HANCOCK
74 The Art of the Heist
The FBI's greatest investigator of stolen al has one last mission: bustinga Frenchcrime syndicate with $4.1 million worth of purloined paintings. An exclusive look inside a hidden world of guns, drugs, disguises, and missing masterpieces. BY SIMON WORRELL
Departments
14 Incoming
The Victoria's Secret supermodel bikini blowout, howto sneak into Obama's inauguration, what really happens when you do a line of disco dust, and a breath-freshening bit of Bacon Porn!
21 Rated
Mope-rock iconMorrissey muses about his last day on Earth, Scott Pilgrim strikes graphic novel gold, Notorious hits the B.I.G. screen, and Eliza Dushku steams up our safety goggles.
31 Stuff
Like watching football? Hey, us too! Which iswhywe've assembled the ultimate Super Bowl viewing setup. Plus, we ride with CarmeloAnthony and ogle the world's most awesome 4x4!
39 Columns
In search of the Holy Grail of fast food, we track down the elusive, ephemeral, and enchanting McDonald's McRib. Still hungry? Devour our exclusive report on the blood-soaked history of the UFC.
80 Style
We roll the dice and take a Vegas road trip with Adrien Brody,who ups his style ante courtesy of a bushy beard and an elegant ascot. Now, if only he'd wear a monocle...
96 The Decider
Nothing is more maddening than deciphering where you stand with your sweetheart. Find out how she really feels with our Valentine's Day special: "She loves you or loves you not?"