Hustler Holiday 2003

GIRLS SPREAD
22 GEORGIA ADAIR
Naughty and Nice Photography by Michael Bisco
38 SIMONE, NICK AND EKSAVIR
Rope Burn Photography by Clive McLean
48 LAUREN PHOENIX
Fuck Bunny Photography by Laurent Sky
62 BETTY SUE AND FALLON
Sand Blast Photography by Matti Klatt
76 NIKKI LOVE
Pretty 'N' Pink Centerfold Photography by Clive McLean
98 BOO AND MARK ASHLEY
XXX-mas Photography by Clive McLean
154 PENNY
Brit's Tits Photography by Scott Ward

MONTHLY FEATURES
3 BOOTY TUNES
A HUSTLER Parody
14 TACO BELL
Low Prices, Lower Ethics Another HUSTLER Parody
32 DEMOCRACY VS. THE FCC
Fewer and Fewer Megacorporations Control More and More of the Information You Receive. Is Our Democracy Doomed Because of It? Interview by Bruce David and Dan Kapelovitz
46 FLYNT FLAMBE
Celebs Burn Larry at the Friars Club Famous for Its X-Rated Celebrity Roasts, the Friars Club Was the Perfect Venue to Kid the King of Porn, Larry Flynt. Report by Michael Allen
57 PIRATE RADIO ATTACKS!
Broadcasting Rebels Battle the Megacorps for America's Airwaves The FCC Has Voted to Obliterate Most of the Rules That Keep U.S. Media Companies in Check, but Microbroadcasters—Call Them Pirates or Patriots— Are Defending Your Right to Run Your
Mouth to the Masses. Report by Sean Carney
90 HUSTLER'S HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
Shopping Made Queasy
93 BEAVER HUNT GRAND PRIZE BALLOT
106 MISTRESS RHIANNON GOES OVER THE TOP
Professional Dominatrix Mistress Rhiannon Has Jugs Larger Than Basketballs, and That's the Most Normal Thing About Her. Profile by Dan Kapelovitz
150 HUSTLER'S PORN-FASHION ROUNDUP
At This Year's Erotica L.A. Convention, Porn Starlets Demonstrated Why They Are Paid to Take Their Clothes Off. Report by Giddle Partridge

THE ISSUE'S STANDARDS
9 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT
Merry Christmas to President-Select Bush by Larry Flynt
11 FEEDBACK
HUSTLER Readers Sound Off
13 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
15 BITS & PIECES
Fred Phelps Takes On the U.S. Supreme Court. Edited by Michael Allen
37 DEAR SLUT
XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth
72 AURAL PLEASURES
Poison's Bret Michaels. Plus, Our Guide to Essential Holiday Music
88 HUSTLER HUMOR
Edited by Kevin Wright
94 BEAVER HUNT
Local Girls Make Wood
110 JENNA TALES
Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson
111 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT
The Clive McLean Documentary. Edited by Randy Haberek
163 HOT LETTERS
Goo-Fisted Tales
164 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS
Earning Their Tuition One Flash at a Time
167 GAME ON
HUSTLER Plugs You Into the Latest Video Games by Gus Mastrapa