Uncle Scrooge #359, Vol. 359 Book

Quotes from this book say what I cannot:

"Shit the bed!"

"Surely we are doomed by Ultimate Big Penis Action Man America."

"Razzle Dazzle Space Sandwich!"

"You are the Bullshit Fisherman!"

"Whom among us does not want to go home and do it lots? Again, the answer can only be the Amish."

"My book is called 'The Erotic Shatner: Unlocking the Erotic Man's Erotic Duality."

"New girls always ask the same questions -- which I'll answer tomorrow, after we have you nipped, tucked, gayed-up and cranially drill-raped."

"'Sweet Mary Mother of Fuck!' Some of you will most certainly recall the brouhaha that erupted in this line, resulting in protests, the burning of effigies, the war that pitted brother against brother and Cardinal against Cardinal, and finally my excommunication from the Catholic Church."

"MotherfuSHIT!"

"Trying not to struggle much, buttmouths."

"As Rex beats up on pretty, brainwashed lesbians intent on destroying Chicago, we ourselves cannot enjoy the viscera of the external, for we are forced to confront the contradictory internal. My favorite homage to this technique would later be seen in the comics output of Joyce Carol Oates."

"'Move an inch and I will totally 'Zook your nards!' How often is it that we are allowed the opportunity to write our own epitaph? Not very, I'll tell you that. I mean, sure, we all talk about it, but who amongst us actually rolls up their sleeves and DOES it? Boys, stand on one side, will you? I'll be over here with the men."

And of course:

"Thanks to me, the world just got a whole lot stupider."