Contents
Introduction: Walking to The World....................11
The Jeremiah Tree....................77
Plenty of Room in the Asylum....................80
Hermetic Wisdom....................83
Sodom Bypass....................86
The Carpet Moves....................89
No Country for Wise Men....................93
Gayvaria....................96
Battersea!....................99
The Crayfish Quadrille....................103
Captain Birdseye....................107
Small is Beautiful....................111
Agoraphobia....................115
The Eden Reject....................118
Flu Away!....................121
The Green Zone....................125
The Inertia of Middle Age....................128
The Yurt....................131
Come Dancing....................134
Burning an Illusion....................138
From a Dope to a Burqa....................141
My Second Life....................144
The Sordid Act of Union....................147
Desktop Santiago....................151
Chile con Carne....................154
Capel-y-Ffin....................158
On Black Mountain....................162
So Long Toulouse....................166
Epitaph for a Small Loser....................169
Doggerland de Nos Jours....................172
Cardinism....................176
Bring Me the Villa of Alfredo Garcia....................179
Thirteen Million Candle Power....................183
Dum-Dum Want Gum Gum....................186
Grisly, man....................189
Whistlin' in Sausalito....................192
HornedHelmet....................195
Top 5 Winter Walks....................198
RosaFullsizeFuckstick....................202
Bill Gates....................205
Before the Law....................209
Peter Grimy....................213
Heart of Lightness....................217
The Great Vomit Wave of [??]08....................221
I Rendezvoused with Thanet....................224
Maglorian....................227
Clipping Ralph....................230
Down and Out in Beverly Hills....................235
Mad Masterchefs' Tea Party....................238
Hot Nuts....................242
Longshore Drifter....................245
The Erosion of Truth....................248
Against the Dying of the Light....................252