Lucifer's Garden of Verses, Volume 3: The Student Book

Over a couple weeks in the summer of 2005, I:

1) Quit my job
2) Bought this book
3) Went on vacation to the Jersey Shore with my friend
4) Read this book, on the beach (enjoyed it!)
5) Came home and returned this book to Barnes & Noble because I was unemployed and needed the money back.

It was kind of a great time.

The B&N Lending Library, I called it. "It's okay because they're hardcover!"

This was not the only time that I did such a thing, and it's not that this is an ethically wonderful idea that I would recommend. But if what you really feel you've got to do is take that brand new book on vacation, and you've got bigger problems with no health insurance or credit card, I would say that, well, have a great time. It's hardcover.